CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Steve woke. Right away Doctor Burke jabbed the electrode onto his right nipple.
"IIIIIIEEEEEE!" screamed Steve.
"Hello there!" said Doctor Burke in his best Alec Guiness voice.
"No...no...no," moaned Steve, closing his eyes.
"YES, YES, YES!" said Doctor Burke, shocking his left nipple this time.
"EEYOOOOH!" screamed Steve.
"A different scream, interesting!" said Doctor Burke, taking out his notepad. "I'll make a note of it...oh, wait, in inserted all my pens up your rectum. Never mind! HA HA HA, IT NEVER ENDS!" He pushed the electrode against Steve's lips. "KISS KISS!" he said, his face contorted in pleasure.
"STOP...PLEASE...STOP!" said Steve.
"Never and I mean that, never!" said Doctor Burke. He stuck the electrode in the stump at the bottom of what used to be Steve's right leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!" spat Steve, making sure to really pronounce "fuck" each time.
"You could fuck me, Steve," said Doctor Burke. "I know the right place to stick one of my toys to give you an erection. Would you like that, Steve? I'm going to saw your genitals off eventually, but for now..."
"STOP FOR GOD'S SAKE!" said Steve, tears of pain, both physical and mental, in his broken eyes. "You're a human being, a doctor! How can you hurt me like this! You've cut off both my legs, one of my arms..."
"I'll do the other next week!"
"...for God's sake, you made an amazing discovery! You should be sharing it with the world, not doing...this!"
"But I have to, Steve. This is research!"
"RESEARCH? THIS IS TORTURE!"
"This is what it'll be like, for all of them!"
"NO IT WON'T!"
"Oh it will, it will!" said Doctor Burke, grinning madly. "IMMORTALITY, Steve! I discovered it, ME! And you, you my lad, you were the first to take the drug! You will live forever, you won't age, you won't suffer from any disease...but you can still be hurt!"
"I know, I KNOW! You've been hurting me for 17 years!"
"Still not long enough, TRALALALALALA! I have to do it for 128 years, at least! TRALALALALA!"
"YOU SICK FUCK!"
"All these years and that's the best you can do, dear me!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT IMMORTALITY WILL BE LIKE FOR OTHERS! They won't be tortured by you!"
"Not by me, but by someone! If you live long enough, odds are you WILL be imprisoned by a mad man and tortured beyond your most depraved imaginings, FOREVER! THat's why I'm doing this, Steve! I'm showing what my drug can do!"
"You took it too!" said Steve, desperate as always for a way out. "TORTURE YOURSELF YOU CUNT!"
"No, no, I'm the other side of the coin! Live long enough and you will go crazy, CRAZY! Live long enough and you'll want to do the most inhumane things to your fellow man! Everyone who takes this drug will end up in one of two postions, and we, Steve, represent both positions! They will either end up spending eternity being tortured by a madman, or they will spend eternity as a madman dealing out torture! HA HA HA!"
"YOU WERE MAD RIGHT FROM THE START, SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO!"
"A minor detail."
"Please...go public with your research now...it's been long enough...you've done enough..." begged Steve. Doctor Burke considered this for a moment, they smiled wryly.
"Appealing to my vanity? TUT FUCKING TUT YOU BIRD'S EGG! I haven't done enough, not NEARLY enough! Maybe I'll make it...FIVE HUNDRED YEARS! TRALALALALALA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh do shut up!" said Burke, then he began to wire Steve's jaw shut, while pushing the electrode into his genitals the whole time. "TRALALALALALALALA!"
"IIIIIIEEEEEE!" screamed Steve.
"Hello there!" said Doctor Burke in his best Alec Guiness voice.
"No...no...no," moaned Steve, closing his eyes.
"YES, YES, YES!" said Doctor Burke, shocking his left nipple this time.
"EEYOOOOH!" screamed Steve.
"A different scream, interesting!" said Doctor Burke, taking out his notepad. "I'll make a note of it...oh, wait, in inserted all my pens up your rectum. Never mind! HA HA HA, IT NEVER ENDS!" He pushed the electrode against Steve's lips. "KISS KISS!" he said, his face contorted in pleasure.
"STOP...PLEASE...STOP!" said Steve.
"Never and I mean that, never!" said Doctor Burke. He stuck the electrode in the stump at the bottom of what used to be Steve's right leg.
"AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!" spat Steve, making sure to really pronounce "fuck" each time.
"You could fuck me, Steve," said Doctor Burke. "I know the right place to stick one of my toys to give you an erection. Would you like that, Steve? I'm going to saw your genitals off eventually, but for now..."
"STOP FOR GOD'S SAKE!" said Steve, tears of pain, both physical and mental, in his broken eyes. "You're a human being, a doctor! How can you hurt me like this! You've cut off both my legs, one of my arms..."
"I'll do the other next week!"
"...for God's sake, you made an amazing discovery! You should be sharing it with the world, not doing...this!"
"But I have to, Steve. This is research!"
"RESEARCH? THIS IS TORTURE!"
"This is what it'll be like, for all of them!"
"NO IT WON'T!"
"Oh it will, it will!" said Doctor Burke, grinning madly. "IMMORTALITY, Steve! I discovered it, ME! And you, you my lad, you were the first to take the drug! You will live forever, you won't age, you won't suffer from any disease...but you can still be hurt!"
"I know, I KNOW! You've been hurting me for 17 years!"
"Still not long enough, TRALALALALALA! I have to do it for 128 years, at least! TRALALALALA!"
"YOU SICK FUCK!"
"All these years and that's the best you can do, dear me!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT IMMORTALITY WILL BE LIKE FOR OTHERS! They won't be tortured by you!"
"Not by me, but by someone! If you live long enough, odds are you WILL be imprisoned by a mad man and tortured beyond your most depraved imaginings, FOREVER! THat's why I'm doing this, Steve! I'm showing what my drug can do!"
"You took it too!" said Steve, desperate as always for a way out. "TORTURE YOURSELF YOU CUNT!"
"No, no, I'm the other side of the coin! Live long enough and you will go crazy, CRAZY! Live long enough and you'll want to do the most inhumane things to your fellow man! Everyone who takes this drug will end up in one of two postions, and we, Steve, represent both positions! They will either end up spending eternity being tortured by a madman, or they will spend eternity as a madman dealing out torture! HA HA HA!"
"YOU WERE MAD RIGHT FROM THE START, SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO!"
"A minor detail."
"Please...go public with your research now...it's been long enough...you've done enough..." begged Steve. Doctor Burke considered this for a moment, they smiled wryly.
"Appealing to my vanity? TUT FUCKING TUT YOU BIRD'S EGG! I haven't done enough, not NEARLY enough! Maybe I'll make it...FIVE HUNDRED YEARS! TRALALALALALA!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Oh do shut up!" said Burke, then he began to wire Steve's jaw shut, while pushing the electrode into his genitals the whole time. "TRALALALALALALALA!"
