CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"Eating is a sin," said the wise old man, who had sadly lost his mind earlier that day.
"I don't think it is, dad," said his son, concerned. "You're thinking of over-eating, gluttony."
"NO! EATING! YOU SINNER!" screamed the old man in his son's face.
"You're not even religious dad, you're an athiest," said his son, growing weary.
"Don't call me an ape you RACIST!" said the old man.
"What!?"
"I'll slap your cheeks, son!" the old man said, then slapped his son across the face.
"Oww! Dad, that is not cool!"
"HAHAHAHA, I AM A BUS!"
"What?!"
"I AM A BUS, LIKE IN THE MOVIE SPEED!"
"Dad, you've clearly gone mad. I'm going to get you put in a home, it's for the best."
"NO! SON! Please, there's something important I have to tell you!"
His son sighed. "What is it?"
"I slept with your mother! HAHAHA, POOP POOP!"
"That's great dad."
"POOP POOP!"
"I don't think it is, dad," said his son, concerned. "You're thinking of over-eating, gluttony."
"NO! EATING! YOU SINNER!" screamed the old man in his son's face.
"You're not even religious dad, you're an athiest," said his son, growing weary.
"Don't call me an ape you RACIST!" said the old man.
"What!?"
"I'll slap your cheeks, son!" the old man said, then slapped his son across the face.
"Oww! Dad, that is not cool!"
"HAHAHAHA, I AM A BUS!"
"What?!"
"I AM A BUS, LIKE IN THE MOVIE SPEED!"
"Dad, you've clearly gone mad. I'm going to get you put in a home, it's for the best."
"NO! SON! Please, there's something important I have to tell you!"
His son sighed. "What is it?"
"I slept with your mother! HAHAHA, POOP POOP!"
"That's great dad."
"POOP POOP!"
