CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Billie Piper walked into the hat shop.
"Good lord, it's Billie Piper!" said the hat salesman.
"Hello," she said, giggling.
"God you're fit," he said.
"Umm, thanks," said Billie.
"I want to fuck your tits so bad," he said.
"Riiiight," she said, backing away.
"Don't leave! Please, stay! STAY! BUY A HAT!" he said, his limbs flailing.
"Hey, the door's locked!" said Billie, trying to get out.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" he said, triumphantly. "You don't get to leave until you buy a hat!"
"Fine, I'll have...that one," she said, pointing at a random hat.
"Would you like me to cum inside it first?" he asked.
"NO!" said Billie, more angry than ever.
"Too late, I've wanked off into all these hats! HAHAHAHA!" he said, dancing around.
"Are you going to let me leave?" asked Billie.
"No, I'm going to keep you hear forever and rape you ever day," he said.
Billie kneed him in the balls, took the keys for the door, and unlocked it.
"Bye," she said. "I will not be giving you a fair review in the hat shop guide magazine."
"Wait a minute...it's you!" he said.
"That's right," she said, pulling off her fake face and tits to reveal that she was in fact the male editor of the Hat Shop Guide magazine. "Fell for the old Billie Piper trick, didn't you?"
"DAMN YOU HAT REVIEW GUY!" said the man, falling to his knees.
"Good lord, it's Billie Piper!" said the hat salesman.
"Hello," she said, giggling.
"God you're fit," he said.
"Umm, thanks," said Billie.
"I want to fuck your tits so bad," he said.
"Riiiight," she said, backing away.
"Don't leave! Please, stay! STAY! BUY A HAT!" he said, his limbs flailing.
"Hey, the door's locked!" said Billie, trying to get out.
"THAT'S RIGHT!" he said, triumphantly. "You don't get to leave until you buy a hat!"
"Fine, I'll have...that one," she said, pointing at a random hat.
"Would you like me to cum inside it first?" he asked.
"NO!" said Billie, more angry than ever.
"Too late, I've wanked off into all these hats! HAHAHAHA!" he said, dancing around.
"Are you going to let me leave?" asked Billie.
"No, I'm going to keep you hear forever and rape you ever day," he said.
Billie kneed him in the balls, took the keys for the door, and unlocked it.
"Bye," she said. "I will not be giving you a fair review in the hat shop guide magazine."
"Wait a minute...it's you!" he said.
"That's right," she said, pulling off her fake face and tits to reveal that she was in fact the male editor of the Hat Shop Guide magazine. "Fell for the old Billie Piper trick, didn't you?"
"DAMN YOU HAT REVIEW GUY!" said the man, falling to his knees.