CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Martin Andrews pressed the simple, functional "on" button to activate his robot. He could feel his anxiety through his entire body. He hoped he'd be able to last through the testing stage without having to run to the toilet.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Martin, the, feeling the runs coming on got straight to the point. "DO YOU LOVE ME!?"
"ROBOT RORY IS INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTION," said Robot Rory. Andrew ran to the toilet and his diarrhea splattered the bowl.
He returned, turned Robot Rory off, opened his robot chest up and did some reprogramming. Then he turned the robot back on.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Martin, whose bowels were empty now, but he was still shaking. "Do you love me?"
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU."
"You do!?" asked Martin, salivating.
"YES," said Robot Rory. "ALTHOUGH I AM, IN FACT, INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTION AND AM ONLY SAYING I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY I LOVE YOU."
"Sheeeeit!" said Andrew, and banged his fist against the off button. He did some more, rather extensive, reprogramming then turned Robot Rory on once more.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Andrew, wearily. "Do you love me?"
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU."
"You do!?" asked Martin, feeling that just maybe there was a bit more in his bowels to loose.
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY SO. IT'S THE TRUTH. HONEST."
Martin unzipped his pants and whipped his cock out. "SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN!" he demanded.
"I LOVE YOU," said Robot Rory. Martin started stroking himself furiously.
"YES, YES!" he said. "Why do you love me?"
"CERTAINLY NOT BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY SO," said Robot Rory. "EVEN THOUGH YOU DID."
Martin stopped for a second and considered this. Then he shrugged. "I'll take it!" he said, turned Robot Rory around, and started fucking him up the special Robot anus he'd constructed. "TAKE IT, TAKE IT!"
"INPUT, INPUT!" said Robot Rory.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Martin, the, feeling the runs coming on got straight to the point. "DO YOU LOVE ME!?"
"ROBOT RORY IS INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTION," said Robot Rory. Andrew ran to the toilet and his diarrhea splattered the bowl.
He returned, turned Robot Rory off, opened his robot chest up and did some reprogramming. Then he turned the robot back on.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Martin, whose bowels were empty now, but he was still shaking. "Do you love me?"
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU."
"You do!?" asked Martin, salivating.
"YES," said Robot Rory. "ALTHOUGH I AM, IN FACT, INCAPABLE OF FEELING EMOTION AND AM ONLY SAYING I LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY I LOVE YOU."
"Sheeeeit!" said Andrew, and banged his fist against the off button. He did some more, rather extensive, reprogramming then turned Robot Rory on once more.
"I AM ROBOT RORY," said Robot Rory. "GREETINGS."
"Hello, Robot Rory," said Andrew, wearily. "Do you love me?"
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU."
"You do!?" asked Martin, feeling that just maybe there was a bit more in his bowels to loose.
"YES," said Robot Rory. "I LOVE YOU. AND I'M NOT JUST SAYING THAT BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY SO. IT'S THE TRUTH. HONEST."
Martin unzipped his pants and whipped his cock out. "SAY IT AGAIN, SAY IT AGAIN!" he demanded.
"I LOVE YOU," said Robot Rory. Martin started stroking himself furiously.
"YES, YES!" he said. "Why do you love me?"
"CERTAINLY NOT BECAUSE YOU PROGRAMMED ME TO SAY SO," said Robot Rory. "EVEN THOUGH YOU DID."
Martin stopped for a second and considered this. Then he shrugged. "I'll take it!" he said, turned Robot Rory around, and started fucking him up the special Robot anus he'd constructed. "TAKE IT, TAKE IT!"
"INPUT, INPUT!" said Robot Rory.
