CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"What is the point of life?" she asked.
"No point, at all. It just goes by, faster and faster, until you get old and die," he said, seriously. "The only destination is death."
"So why should I suck your cock?" she asked, laughing a little.
"Because you're a dirty slut," he said.
"True," she said. It was then that her dad walked in. She stood up, shocked, pulling her bra back on. Andrew just sat there calmly, his erection still strong.
"WHAT!?" was all her dad could manage to shout.
"She was about to suck my cock," said Andrew, calmly.
"No, I wasn't, I was just...what are you doing home so early!?" she said.
"I should kick your arse son!" said her dad, bearing down on Andrew.
"She's eighteen and she can do what she likes," said Andrew, unphased, although his erection was finally showing signs of dying down.
"That's right dad," she said, trying to sound confident.
"But not in my front room!" he said. "Get your clothes on and get out!" And he stormed out the room.
"Well I thought that went well," said Andrew.
"He nearly hit you!" she said.
"Nearly is good," he said, pulling his trousers up. "My place next time."
"Yes," she said, giggling. "I don't know how I'm going to be able to look at my dad ever again."
"Don't," said Andrew. "He's quite ugly."
"Andrew?" she said, as he was going.
"Yes?"
"What if you, like, I don't know, die on the way home? Because what you said before got me thinking, you know. Our only destination is death. It can happen any time, really."
"Only while you're alive," said Andrew. "So you want to suck my cock really quickly in case I die?"
"Nah, I'll just suck some random cocks at the funeral," she said. "I am a dirty slut, after all."
"And that's why I love you," he said, leaving. She could hear her dad screaming into the phone upstairs, obviously talking to her mum.
"NAKED HE WAS! That's right...what? What size was it? GOD, I KNEW SHE TOOK AFTER YOU!"
She smiled and fixed the cushions.
"No point, at all. It just goes by, faster and faster, until you get old and die," he said, seriously. "The only destination is death."
"So why should I suck your cock?" she asked, laughing a little.
"Because you're a dirty slut," he said.
"True," she said. It was then that her dad walked in. She stood up, shocked, pulling her bra back on. Andrew just sat there calmly, his erection still strong.
"WHAT!?" was all her dad could manage to shout.
"She was about to suck my cock," said Andrew, calmly.
"No, I wasn't, I was just...what are you doing home so early!?" she said.
"I should kick your arse son!" said her dad, bearing down on Andrew.
"She's eighteen and she can do what she likes," said Andrew, unphased, although his erection was finally showing signs of dying down.
"That's right dad," she said, trying to sound confident.
"But not in my front room!" he said. "Get your clothes on and get out!" And he stormed out the room.
"Well I thought that went well," said Andrew.
"He nearly hit you!" she said.
"Nearly is good," he said, pulling his trousers up. "My place next time."
"Yes," she said, giggling. "I don't know how I'm going to be able to look at my dad ever again."
"Don't," said Andrew. "He's quite ugly."
"Andrew?" she said, as he was going.
"Yes?"
"What if you, like, I don't know, die on the way home? Because what you said before got me thinking, you know. Our only destination is death. It can happen any time, really."
"Only while you're alive," said Andrew. "So you want to suck my cock really quickly in case I die?"
"Nah, I'll just suck some random cocks at the funeral," she said. "I am a dirty slut, after all."
"And that's why I love you," he said, leaving. She could hear her dad screaming into the phone upstairs, obviously talking to her mum.
"NAKED HE WAS! That's right...what? What size was it? GOD, I KNEW SHE TOOK AFTER YOU!"
She smiled and fixed the cushions.
