CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
"This is something I have to do!" he said.
"WHAT? TO DIE IN SOME POINTLESS WAR?" she screamed.
"I'm serving my country," he said, seriously. "That is never pointless."
"You're invading a country to steal their sheep!"
"Exactly, we need sheep!"
"And they're going to nuke you!"
"They might not!"
A WEEK LATER
She receives a letter and reads it out loud.
"DEAR SIR OR MADAM. YOUR LOVED ONE HAS BEEN NUKED FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR SHEEP. HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HOPE YOU'RE CRYING YOU STUPID FUCK."
She stabbed herself in the heart with a rusty knife.
"WHAT? TO DIE IN SOME POINTLESS WAR?" she screamed.
"I'm serving my country," he said, seriously. "That is never pointless."
"You're invading a country to steal their sheep!"
"Exactly, we need sheep!"
"And they're going to nuke you!"
"They might not!"
A WEEK LATER
She receives a letter and reads it out loud.
"DEAR SIR OR MADAM. YOUR LOVED ONE HAS BEEN NUKED FOR ATTEMPTING TO STEAL OUR SHEEP. HAHAHAHAHAHA, I HOPE YOU'RE CRYING YOU STUPID FUCK."
She stabbed herself in the heart with a rusty knife.