CaptainWacky
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Samwise Gamgee liked carrots.
"I like carrots I do!" he said, to the wizard Gandalf.
"Splendid!" so Gandalf, masterfully hiding his impatience. "Now could you please fetch your master Frodo now? We've been talking about vegetables for fifteen minutes!"
"Right away, sir!" said Sam and he dropped his trousers.
"Err...why did you just drop your trousers, lad?" asked Gadalf.
"Well we can't have sex if I've got me trousers on, silly!" said Sam, stroking his cock.
"I don't want sex, I want you to fetch master Frodo!" said Gandalf, now making no attempt to hide how he was really feeling.
"I can't sir, he's dead!" said Sam, who then dropped face first onto the ground and started humping the mud. "Oh yes, that feels good, muddy sex, MUDDY SEX!"
"Well if you can't beat them...kill them!" said Gandlalf, brandishing his wizard's staff high above his head. But before he could deliver the death blow, Frodo came running out of Bag End.
"Sorry to keep you waiting!" said Frodo. "I was watching Eastenders!"
And they all laughed for a full five minutes.
THE END
"I like carrots I do!" he said, to the wizard Gandalf.
"Splendid!" so Gandalf, masterfully hiding his impatience. "Now could you please fetch your master Frodo now? We've been talking about vegetables for fifteen minutes!"
"Right away, sir!" said Sam and he dropped his trousers.
"Err...why did you just drop your trousers, lad?" asked Gadalf.
"Well we can't have sex if I've got me trousers on, silly!" said Sam, stroking his cock.
"I don't want sex, I want you to fetch master Frodo!" said Gandalf, now making no attempt to hide how he was really feeling.
"I can't sir, he's dead!" said Sam, who then dropped face first onto the ground and started humping the mud. "Oh yes, that feels good, muddy sex, MUDDY SEX!"
"Well if you can't beat them...kill them!" said Gandlalf, brandishing his wizard's staff high above his head. But before he could deliver the death blow, Frodo came running out of Bag End.
"Sorry to keep you waiting!" said Frodo. "I was watching Eastenders!"
And they all laughed for a full five minutes.
THE END
