Story for the day (Wednesday)

[CaptainWacky]

"I'm bored," said Fringle, the evil demon.

"Me too," said Frangle, his twin in evil.

"If only we weren't trapped under the Earth's surface for all eternity!" cried Fringle.

"Aye, brother...if only," said Frangle. They sat in silence for a moment.

"Want a game of cards?" said Fringle.

"We've been playing cards for five thousand years!" said Frangle.

"Well there's not much to do!" said Fringle. "If only He would let us have a broadband connection."

"He hates us, he'll never give us such creature comforts!" said Frangle.

"I wish he would give us some creature comforts! Some creatures, for us to rape!" said Fringle. "It's been so long."

"It has my brother," said Frangle. "It has." They looked at each other.

"Are you thinking what I'm thinking, brother?" asked Fringle.

"Aye," said Frangle.

"We couldn't! It's sick, it's wrong...and so on," said Fringle.

"Aye," said Frangle. "Sick, wrong, against God...sounds like us!" They started making out.

"You're so fucking hot my brother!" said Fringle.

"You too," said Frangle. "I love you and not in a brotherly way."

"I love you hot demon cock," said Fringle.

"Suck it harder then!" said Frangle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'M FUCKING SICK OF NO ONE REPLYING TO THESE EVEN IF THEY DO SUCK AND I WROTE IT IN 38 SECONDS I'M ELAVING FOREVER BYE

 

[Gagh]

I'll go fetch Paul Bearer.

 

[Tisiphone]

IT'S THE BESTEST THING EVER

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I liked this one. I can't wait for the movie version.

 

[CaptainWacky]

The movie will be 90 minutes of hardcore, incestuous, gay demon sex.

 

[Cassie]

HOT DEMON COCK!!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

OMIGOD I'M SO PERKY RIGHT NOW

 

[Tisiphone]

STARRING:

Elijah Wood as Fringle.

Jonathan Rhys-Myers as Frangle.

And Darth Vader as...well, Darth Vader.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I WISH TO BE BEST BOY/KEY GRIP.

 

[Tisiphone]

You can be best boy, and I'll be "key grip."

 

[Jethro]

Can I be the Magical Negro?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Yes. We'll all rub your head for luck before sodomizing each other.

 

[CaptainWacky]

All the sex will be "artistically" shot which means you don't get to see any good stuff, I'm afraid.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Count me out then. I'll just rape them myself.

 

[Tisiphone]

I'll bring the handcuffs.

 

[Jethro]

I'll bring the whipped cream

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Has anyone ever fit two on a unicycle? That's one movie I've never seen.

 

[Jethro]

We actually have some friends who are a pair of the best riders in the world and who claim to have copulated on a unicyle.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

YouTube link plz