CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
He was in a shoe box, he knew that, it was obvious. He old high school was there, a car park with only one car in it, and a McDonald's restaurant. But where were all the people? He checked inside the car but it was full of old magazines. He tried to get into the McDonald's but the door was looked and there was poisoned gas inside so it was probably lucky that he couldn't get in anyway. He decided to climb the mountain which had suddenly appeared instead. Ah yes, people! But they were all busy laughing at him. He was sure if he kept climbing eventually he'd come to some people who weren't laugh.
Suddenly he was in bed again, he realised he had opened his eyes. He had to get back to the mountain, but he also felt compelled to look at the clock. It was 5:55. An interesting time! And now he could...damn, where had he been. He shut his eyes to get it back, but he was still in bed. But now there was a robot with him, with glowing red eyes. He jumped up and shouted "GO AWAY!"
He was still in his bedroom, it was 5:56, and he had just shouted "GO AWAY" out loud. Embarrassed, he tried to get back to sleep.
He was on a pirate ship and for some reason there was an Ewok in the crow's nest. It waved at him and he waved at it.
"Aye, freindly chaps, the Ewogs!" said a pirate. "But they can't cook bacon! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!" He went below deck.
Why was he in his high school again? Oh yeah, it was lunchtime and he was going to McDonald's. And there was that girl he liked...rubbing her tits up against his best friend's face. He stared dumbly. They didn't stop. Eventually he started to walk away.
"Going to go kiss the microscopes?" she said. He was angry. He grabbed her. She'd suddenly turned into a completely different girl he hadn't even liked, but he was still angry. And here came the police.
He hid in a classroom. A voice told him to jump out the window. He knew it was the lightbulb talking. He looked out the window. It was a long way down.
"Go on, jump!" said the lightbulb. "YOU BIG PUSSY!" He climbed out and suddenly he was back on the mountain. That's where he had been, the mountain! He was so excited that he woke up again.
6:06. Surely it was later than that? Why did he have an erection? He felt frustrated, he really wanted to know what was at the top of the mountain. He screwed his eyes up tight and tried to make it come back. Nothing happened. He waited.
Eventually he was in a fishtank, drowning. This wasn't good. He woke up again. 7:48. How could it be so late? Almost time to get up. He got out of bed, lay down on the floor, and slept there. He wasn't sure why.
It turned out the mountain had no top, just lots of angry rock monsters.
Suddenly he was in bed again, he realised he had opened his eyes. He had to get back to the mountain, but he also felt compelled to look at the clock. It was 5:55. An interesting time! And now he could...damn, where had he been. He shut his eyes to get it back, but he was still in bed. But now there was a robot with him, with glowing red eyes. He jumped up and shouted "GO AWAY!"
He was still in his bedroom, it was 5:56, and he had just shouted "GO AWAY" out loud. Embarrassed, he tried to get back to sleep.
He was on a pirate ship and for some reason there was an Ewok in the crow's nest. It waved at him and he waved at it.
"Aye, freindly chaps, the Ewogs!" said a pirate. "But they can't cook bacon! NOW GET BACK TO WORK!" He went below deck.
Why was he in his high school again? Oh yeah, it was lunchtime and he was going to McDonald's. And there was that girl he liked...rubbing her tits up against his best friend's face. He stared dumbly. They didn't stop. Eventually he started to walk away.
"Going to go kiss the microscopes?" she said. He was angry. He grabbed her. She'd suddenly turned into a completely different girl he hadn't even liked, but he was still angry. And here came the police.
He hid in a classroom. A voice told him to jump out the window. He knew it was the lightbulb talking. He looked out the window. It was a long way down.
"Go on, jump!" said the lightbulb. "YOU BIG PUSSY!" He climbed out and suddenly he was back on the mountain. That's where he had been, the mountain! He was so excited that he woke up again.
6:06. Surely it was later than that? Why did he have an erection? He felt frustrated, he really wanted to know what was at the top of the mountain. He screwed his eyes up tight and tried to make it come back. Nothing happened. He waited.
Eventually he was in a fishtank, drowning. This wasn't good. He woke up again. 7:48. How could it be so late? Almost time to get up. He got out of bed, lay down on the floor, and slept there. He wasn't sure why.
It turned out the mountain had no top, just lots of angry rock monsters.