Strange BUT TRUE facts you never knew about TK

[Parallaxis]

1. TK was founded by a man who fucked his own cousin.

2. The great and aweful TK's first background was rocketships and moons.

3. Sardy the great writer of TK declined to give Para credit for his writing of the TK mission statement that appeared on Trollkingdom.com when it first opened.

4. TK had a private moderator only forum, it may again.

5. In its beginning Trollkingdom had a sister board named Darkkingdom.

6. During the time when TK was banned at Trekbbs, TK was one of the few if only boards to have the entire Trekbbs staff (save Christian) registered on it.

7. TK was the most busy when the majority of people visiting wanted it shut down.

8. There was once a Trollkingdom 2.

9. TK originally started out orange, not red.

10. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

11. Chuck may not return to its Mon at 8 timeslot.

12. I'm hungry.

 

[CaptainWacky]

So number one was what Hammer was always going on about when he brought up Red's "sexy cousin"...

I remember Darkkingdom. What was the point of it again?

 

[missmanners]

What about Orb Hall?


mm

 

[Parallaxis]

I remember Darkkingdom. What was the point of it again?

Ummm... Ehhhh..... fun... err... no.... everyone else was doing it ?

 

[Red Whacker]

13. Parallaxis almost became a Coffee Room member if it weren't for Skin's wise intervention. RobL was so pissed.

 

[Parallaxis]

13. Parallaxis almost became a Coffee Room member if it weren't for Skin's wise intervention. RobL was so pissed.

That was probably a smart move on Skin's part. Para doesn't usually do to well with secret organizations. Para could have stood it only so long before he tried to take the whole thing down.

 

[Friday]

Para needs to get his priorities straight and realize life isn't just a set of pixels on a computer monitor.

 

[Parallaxis]

Wait a minute, I'm the one NOT forming secret clubs to bring down a StarTrek message board and it's MY "priorities" being called into question ?

 

[Friday]

Wait a minute, I'm the one NOT forming secret clubs to bring down a StarTrek message board and it's MY "priorities" being called into question ?

Explain, please...

 

[Red Whacker]

That was probably a smart move on Skin's part. Para doesn't usually do to well with secret organizations. Para could have stood it only so long before he tried to take the whole thing down.

Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be. No wonder RobL severed all ties with you.

 

[Parallaxis]

Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to,

Promises ? What were those ? You're the one who went out of his way to invite me here. I never came knocking at your doorstep. And I remember telling you in my first email that I wasn't a troll and had no interest in attacking the Trekbbs staff (God look how that worked out). So what exactly did I promise you ? If anything I've brought members and entertainment to this board while your board has done nothing for me. So who owes who here ?

just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.

Oh well, no honor among theives.

No wonder RobL severed all ties with you.

Which time ?

Actually last time I got a pm from Rob we were on pretty good terms.

 

[Parallaxis]

For the record here's the last pm I got from RobL...

http://www.shatteredcorpse.com/sc/forum/index.php

New board in the TK/EI/WF famliy of boards, started by Cait and Hambil.

Not that I like you, but it could use some of your unique brand of entertianment.

FYI, of course.

So it would seem that even those who hate Para still crave his affections.

I ask you, who really has the unfilled promises around here ?

 

[Parallaxis]

Add the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.

Hey wait a minute, I just remembered - Didn't you take a bunch of people's money here to go off and build a website that never happened ? Then refused to return their cash ?

Say what you want about Para, I never stole no kids lunch money.

 

[DarthSikle]

He owes me $25

 

[Parallaxis]

^
Shameful.

Red Whacker the fact that you made big promises that you never lived up to, just shows what an unloyal bastard you really were and continue to be.

 

[jack]

I love this thread.

 

[Red Whacker]

So what exactly did I promise you ?

Not so much as me but us.

As I recall, weren't you the one who promised to spraypaint Troll Kingdom Rules!!! all over DEA'S car and take some pictures for online posting.

You were full of shit then, you're STILL full of shit now.

 

[Friday]

Let's hope not even Para can be that much of an asshole.

 

[Parallaxis]

Oh, ahh.. I actually did say that. Although to be fair I didn't say spray paint, I said something you can wash off. I'm not sure if I actually promised to do it. I was thinking about doing it since I was going to be in his area for awhile. However I decided I DIDN'T want to camp out in a food lion parking lot for hours on end waiting to see which car a person I'd only seen one picture of on the internet got in to. Can you blame me ?

 

[Shitty Dual]

Obsession is the better part of ownage.