Stuff and Things and the 20 year old cock

[Mirah]

My version of the Thing of the Day
or something
because a kid rode in my car and he was only 20 and I swear he was trying to hit on me, but probably not, but it was probably my active imagination but he was telling me about how he and his gf just broke up and he just wants to have fun and then he did the, "so what about you, are you single?" and I'm just laughing inside my head thinking, "He is not trying to pick up on me" but then I was thinking about his 20 year old cock and I was thinking I could make it happen but then I might feel really really guilty about it or something but probably not but probably would but then I thought he is just a really really nice guy from wisonsin interested in my private life because they are nicer than people in Washington
know what I mean?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

No. You shuolda grabbed that 20 year old cock and gone to town.

The reason people buy porn is that they don't have lives like yours.

AAAAAAAUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!1111 issed:

 

[Mirah]

But I don't even have a life like mine! I said no! I think your life is pretty neat. We could trade for a week! : )

Fuck, maybe after a day like today I will go home and call that 20 year old cock. Actually I don't have his number but he lives down the road, I could just magically drive by or something yeah. Fuck I wish I had a dog to walk. Any neighbors need their fucking dogs walked?!

 

[Aquehonga]

DChpquestion:

 

[Love Child]

The state.

 

[Love Child]

I had sex tonight, but not with a 20 year old cock.

 

[Love Child]

I was at the grocery store last night and some chick said hi to me and I said hi back and we stared at each other for awhile. Damn I wanted to fuck her! I couldn't figure out if I knew her, but I wanted to.

 

[Love Child]

I get a lot more looks when I wear a dress. Plus I check out other chicks in dresses and we kind of look at each other, comparing dresses probably.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Meow! :kitty:

 

[Enkephalen]

The grocery store is always a good place for checking out one another out. . .no, not the cashier.

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

They might think you're trying to rob the place.

 

[Mirah]

omg I saw 20 year old again and he was so hot and sweet
fuck

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

sweet or sweaty?

Hopefully both

 

[Mirah]

There was/is and will not be any fucking of this 20 year old cock, just fantasy. Or not even that. Creepy sentence is creepY?!