Sucking My Own Dick

[The Dork Lord]

It's not a dead horse anymore.

It's glue.

You can stop beating it now.

 

[The Dork Lord]

I mean really...don't believe the hype.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Unless you want to buy a bridge or something...

 

[The Dork Lord]

I heard Marylin Manson had a rib removed so he could do precisely that.

 

[The Dork Lord]

ALSO: He played Paul in The Wonder Years...

 

[The Dork Lord]

And GULLIBLE isn't in the dictionary

 

[The Dork Lord]

I guess if I came in my own face, then punched myself in the nose, I'd give myself a jelly donut.

 

[Loktar]

k?????

 

[The Dork Lord]

I threw my back out.

Sucking my own dick

 

[Loktar]

I threw my back out.

Sucking my own dick

You watched that Will Ferrell skit on SNL too much didn't you?

You need a few more years of yoga I guess.

 

[Kitty]

Is something wrong with your hands?

 

[The Dork Lord]

Yeah. They're not my mouth!

 

[Kitty]

Have you ever tried giving yourself a 'stranger'?

 

[The Dork Lord]

You mean like sucking my own dick righjt after I got back from the dentist, so it feels like someone else is doing it?

Tried it once; almost choked to death

 

[Kitty]

:shock: TMI

 

[Kitty]

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