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Dubai woman sues ex-husband for $12 mil for withholding sex
Comedy has told us for years that it’s women who withhold sex in addition to their other moral crimes of shopping too much and nagging regularly. But one Dubai woman is turning all of our stereotypical conceptions on their ear, suing her husband for $12 million for withholding sex.
The lawsuit in Dubai seeks 45 million dirhams (the aforementioned $12 million figure) for the woman’s physical anguish.
According to documents filed, the couple was married in 2008 and the husband did not provide the wife with sex for the first four months of their marriage.
She later found out he also suffered from erectile dysfunction.
The woman told the court that she didn’t say anything due to “conservative Arab values” and “remained silent and tried to adapt [by] praying to God that things would improve.”
They didn’t. And now, with her needs unmet by her now-ex-husband, who has been married 12 times, she’s seeking financial restitutions.
The woman also claims she was forced out of her job and had all of her jewelry taken from her by this charming former beau.
Normally I’d be inclined to say this is a frivolous lawsuit, but the lady has a point. Not only was she not able to get a little bit of that undoubtedly fine tail she was owed, she also really couldn’t pursue an affair or anything since that’d get her stoned or some other hideous Middle Eastern fate. And not only was this dude not getting her off, he also made he quit her job AND took her jewelry for no particular reason? You’ve got to leave a gal with something, buddy.
On the plus side, at least there were 11 other women who thought this guy was a real catch. “You mean I get to be controlled AND get a ramen noodle penis? This is like the ‘Price Is Right’ showcase!”
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