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[FBI parte due]

I feel like you could extrapolate the entire existence of the United States in 2015 from that phrase, a la the Total Perspective Vortex and a single piece of fairy cake.

 

[jack]

Judging from your posts lately you've either finally lost it, or have some good LSD.

I'll go with the latter.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Manifest destiny more like MCDONALD'S DENSITY (I don't know.)

 

[Cassie]

EXTRA VIRGIN IS IMPORTANT.

 

[FBI parte due]

If you're not pouring at least half a liter of Mystery Oil on your salad every night, you're probably not even a real American.

 

[Cassie]

What's up FBI PARTE DUE? How's life, haven't seen you around in ages AND STUFF.

 

['Gear]

That's only $1.4983333333333333333 a day.

 

[FBI parte due]

Things have been fine. Not much is up.

 

[jack]

That's what she said.

 

[Cassie]

Things have been fine. Not much is up.

I've started listening to gangster rap and asmr videos. AT THE SAME TIME.

 

[FBI parte due]

Really loud ASMR or really quiet gangster rap?

 

[Cassie]

YES.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Like when Data would listen to the happy children laughing and the cries of dying children at the same time to understand the human condition.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"I have to go home now."

 

[CaptainWacky]

My planet needs me.