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Chaddee

Chaddee

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hi all,

i'm in for surgery on tue and running around getting it organised tomorrow - chances are I won't be online for the rest of the week - not that I think a lot of people here will miss me, but still, on the off chance someone will.

nothing serious, they're just making me a new tearduct, from they eyelids through and down the nose.
Cheers
Chaddee
 
Actually, make sure not to bathe. And stick some crazy surprise down your pants like a "pwnd!" note up your snatch that way if someone tries to molest you while you're under they'll be put off.
 
Good luck, Chadee. Hope your recovery is swift and that you cry TEARS OF JOY when they are finished sucessfully with the surgery. :D
 
Having glaucoma, I can relate to the exquisite necessity of tear ducts. Many blessings on your surgery Chaddee, whomever the fuck you are :)
 
Wishing you a successful surgery and a speedy recovery.

Take care of yourself Chaddee....:)

Sending positive healing vibes.
 
Chaddee said:
hi all,

i'm in for surgery on tue and running around getting it organised tomorrow - chances are I won't be online for the rest of the week - not that I think a lot of people here will miss me, but still, on the off chance someone will.

nothing serious, they're just making me a new tearduct, from they eyelids through and down the nose.
Cheers
Chaddee
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If you are American and require such surgery, remember to telephone your bank and warm them your house may be required to pay for that surgery. *points at all Americans and laughs*.
 
SaintLucifer said:
If you are American and require such surgery, remember to telephone your bank and warm them your house may be required to pay for that surgery. *points at all Americans and laughs*.
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You're from Ontario. You're in no position to point and laugh at anyone (except Quebec).
 
Duncelor said:
You're from Ontario. You're in no position to point and laugh at anyone (except Quebec).
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Say that again when I am receiving life-saving surgery and walk out without ever looking at a medical bill or any kind of bill for that matter. *waves a dismissal at the complete, utter MORON*
 
Thanks for the well wishes (i'm a cloggie living in the UK btw, NHS care). I now have a shiner and a bloody,swolen nose..joy. They had trouble getting the bleeding to stop, so kept me overnight, but provided the bone grows around the stent and doesn't heal up the hole once the stent is removed it should work...70% chance of success.
Now the remove the blasted stent in six weeks...(think itchy scratchy tube running along your eyelids)
 
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