CaptainWacky
I want to smell dark matter
Remember when I said Unforgiven was the last free ppv on Sky Sports? Obviously I was wrong because Taboo Tuesday is on tomorrow. Sorry.
Kurt Angle versus John Cena versus ??? - It's obviously going to be Shawn fucking Michaels again. I mean, I like Shawn, but could they have made it anymore obvious? Why would anyone vote for Kane or Big Show? Bah.
Carlito versus Mick Foley - Seems like a waste of Foley's talents. Carlito is absolutely nothing in the ring so the only way I can see this being entertaining is if Cactus Jack wins the vote (you vote for which character you want Foley wrestling as) and he beats the shit out of Carlito hardcore style.
Edge and Chris Masters versus two Smackdown guys - Choose from Rey Mysteio (will certainly be in), Matt Hardy (probably), JBL (nah), Hardcore Holly (NO FUCKING CHANCE) and Christian (not even in the WWE anymore).
Divas Battle Royal - It's leather and lace or cheerleaders outfits or...something else. I hope leather and lace wins. Not that I really care.
Steve Austin versus the Coach - Fuck off.
Ric Flair versus HHH - One of the choices you can vote for is "one fall to a finish". Which is a REGULAR MATCH!
Eugene and a legend versus Rob Conway - Why does Eugene only count as half a wrestler now? You can pick from Kamala, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Jimmy "I murdered a woman in the eighties and Vince helped me cover it up" Snuka. My vote's with Kamala, naturally.
I think that's all the matches. You can vote at WWE.com.
Kurt Angle versus John Cena versus ??? - It's obviously going to be Shawn fucking Michaels again. I mean, I like Shawn, but could they have made it anymore obvious? Why would anyone vote for Kane or Big Show? Bah.
Carlito versus Mick Foley - Seems like a waste of Foley's talents. Carlito is absolutely nothing in the ring so the only way I can see this being entertaining is if Cactus Jack wins the vote (you vote for which character you want Foley wrestling as) and he beats the shit out of Carlito hardcore style.
Edge and Chris Masters versus two Smackdown guys - Choose from Rey Mysteio (will certainly be in), Matt Hardy (probably), JBL (nah), Hardcore Holly (NO FUCKING CHANCE) and Christian (not even in the WWE anymore).
Divas Battle Royal - It's leather and lace or cheerleaders outfits or...something else. I hope leather and lace wins. Not that I really care.
Steve Austin versus the Coach - Fuck off.
Ric Flair versus HHH - One of the choices you can vote for is "one fall to a finish". Which is a REGULAR MATCH!
Eugene and a legend versus Rob Conway - Why does Eugene only count as half a wrestler now? You can pick from Kamala, Hacksaw Jim Duggan and Jimmy "I murdered a woman in the eighties and Vince helped me cover it up" Snuka. My vote's with Kamala, naturally.
I think that's all the matches. You can vote at WWE.com.