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Take along a stopwatch for your next performance!

missmanners

missmanners

grrrrrrrr...
University radio is so amusing. This morning I heard a medical program explaining that for a man the average sexual intercourse act lasts just over 7 minutes from first penetration to orgasm. However the average time for premature ejactualtion is considered to be just under 2 minutes. (The times were given in tenths of a second) Who times these things anyway? And what about the guy who comes in (pun intended) at 2:11 or something. Does 12 seconds really made that much difference in PE?

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I can't come in under 20 minutes no matter what I do. The boyfriend my ex gf hooked up with after me used to spurt just as he's get in though.

Heh
 
jack said:
I can't come in under 20 minutes no matter what I do.
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Great theres an image I never wanted in my head.... ever

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It's this Get-Rich-Quick, Instant Oatmeal, fast food, pop tart, microwave, bittorrent, gratuitous downloadable porn and free-and-easy-sex-for-children-of-all-ages society we live in!

Nobody stops to smell the roses anymore, and 2-hour long marathon sex sessions are as dead as the cold war.

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One day SPEED HUMPING will be an Olympic event.
 
I don't understand how that can be the "average". Why bother even having sex if it's only gonna last 7 minutes??

I heard on the Dr. Drew show that they are working on a drug that may cure premature ejaculation. Supposedly, it can increase intercourse from less than a minute to...hold on to your panties...THREE FULL MINUTES!! Wow.

Still, I guess three minutes is better than 30 seconds for these guys. I kinda feel bad for them, in most cases is physiological, not psychological.
 
I had considered getting really naughty here... however, it's 6 am and I DO have to work today.. so I need to chose my distractions carefully.

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