Taser Parties

[Cassie]

I thought they were having parties to taser each other.. they're just selling tasers and eating cheese.

http://www.local6.com/news/14570961/detail.html

 

[Mentalist]

Lisa Rigberg, who hosted a recent Taser party in an upscale Arizona neighborhood, said the guns are a must-have for women.


"It's light, it's small and it comes in colors,"

Yes, thank God for all the pretty colours.

 

[Dershocka]

You mean, they're not using the tasers on each other? Just selling, and trading?

Lame. Count me out.

 

[eloisel]

Selling tasers, eating cheese.

Eating cheese, selling tasers.

Selling tasers, eating cheese.

Eating cheese, selling tasers.

Sounds like a highschool musical. Imagine the angst one could have ...

Getting constipated, shocking the shit out of themselves.

It only gets grosser from there ...

 

[jack]

HAWT

 

[The Dork Lord]

LOL!

Self Taser:
New cop fad?

MADISON, Wis. - A police officer has been reprimanded for accidentally discharging a Taser, causing an injury — to the police officer.

 

[Laker_Girl]

Exactly what kind of cheese does one bring to a "taser party"? More importantly, will there be wine?

 

[Sarek]

Exactly what kind of cheese does one bring to a "taser party"?

Smoked Gouda.

 

[Laker_Girl]

^Classic. :lol:

 

[jack]

.....More importantly, will there be wine?

Everyone knows you always bring that.

 

[eloisel]

Smoked oysters on smokey cheddar on wheat thins ... yum.

A slice of provolone with chicken salad on wheat bread ... yummier.

Shredded Colby-Jack on chili stuffed manicotti... yummiest.

 

[jack]

I'd have fun eating (with) you.

 

[Dr Dave]

Taser parties are one step above a tupper ware parties.

 

[Dr Dave]

sdf

 

[eloisel]

Tupperware is evil stuff. You buy some and put it in the cabinet. Then, you realize you need more of it because Tupperware makes so much damned sense. Then, when you have thousands of dollars of the stuff, every cabinet, countertop and closet beautifully organized in matching sets, you get divorced and he wants the tupperware. Give me a taser instead.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Taser parties are one step above a tupper ware parties.

And a step below sex toy parties?

 

[Dr Dave]

Pretty much, yeah.

 

[God's Afro]

Need taser panties.