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ten sneezes and counting

whisky

Boobie inspector
my arm is sooooo wet right now
 
Got to twelve then stopped.

Stupid bagless hoover, makes emptying a doddle!

Bollocks, makes emptying a very easy way to spread dust around the room youve just cleaned, would be a more accurate description.
 
Throw your hoover away each time. Problem solved!

(will have to cut down on hoovering though)
 
Tiss a rather extreme and expensive measure I think
 
Get nano-bots.
 
I have those, we call them dust mites though.
 
Dust and dog hair make me sneeze.. have dust and dogs!
 
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you sneezier.
 
did you stop sneezing?
 
whisky said:
Got to twelve then stopped.

Stupid bagless hoover, makes emptying a doddle!

Bollocks, makes emptying a very easy way to spread dust around the room youve just cleaned, would be a more accurate description.

i love the british, honest and truly. i wish i was one of you.
 
You shouldnt, its a none stop lifestyle of jellied eels, cockney accents, and spontanious singing.
 
at least one of us got wet tonight
 
Have you ever heard anyone say pip pip cheerio? I mean a real person not on TV. Where the hell did that expression come from anyway?
 
From Kevin "Diesel" Nash
 
My dad says cheerio, but I've never heard anyone say pip pip and I don't know what it means.
 
Maybe it's from a song or an old movie.. you know before Americans figured out you guys speak English better than we do.
 
Probably invented by Dick van Dyke at some point.
 
I say cheerio when I'm wanting the cereal to eat.
 
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