That Neighbor Guy

[Love Child]

I was building a mailbox the other day and this neighbor of mine just kept staring at me out of the window. Tomorrow I'm going to park across the lawn just to get a rise out of him. It is so easy to mess with him, its great!
I am so red neck it kills him. He can't handle it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do you ever flash him? (And by that I mean run around the yard really fast in a red unitard?)

 

[Love Child]

That sounds like fun.

 

[Love Child]

I was mocking Volpone for starting a "Complain about your neighbor" thread.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Appropriate, since Ben Jonson's Volpone is a dark city comedy that mocks the greedy and lustful.

 

['Gear]

Tomorrow I'm going to park across the lawn just to get a rise out of him. It is so easy to mess with him, its great!

Hey I'm with ya, sister. Once a troll, always a troll.

I used to know a girl who was fucking someone's husband. When she was in the other woman's house she would move stuff around. Little things guys wouldn't notice - Perfume on the dresser, knickknacks in the living room and so forth. Not a lot. Just so his wife would know. Well, the wife did notice and eventually figured it out. Kaboom as you might imagine. The one I knew pretty much moved on with a smile and flick of her hair.

She was an evil bitch, troll through and through.

Man, she was great. A master in her own right really.

 

[Love Child]

Pay no attention Volpone. I am sure you will recognize that I was just trying to do what is so often done at your home board and make "mock" threads. Gear hasn't chatted with me in ages and I am sure he is trying to get me to say something from a place we used to post at together. I am pretty sure he would like me to "mess up" and divulge information, that way he can divulge all the information he wants blah blah blah.
Sounds like fun eh?
Also, I am surprised he didn't even post in Jack's thread. I mean I even read once on this very forum just a month ago or so where "pure" Gear admitted to being jack himself at times!
Just remember Gear says he is not the troll or a troll or I don't know what he says he is or isn't. But he is the purest of them all!

 

['Gear]

Meh.

Your post reminded me of that girl and trolling/trolls in general, I told the story.

That's about it.

 

[Love Child]

It sounds like it was kind of a "fuck you" to the guy also. She must have not enjoyed it enough, or found something better, or just hates other women that much.

 

['Gear]

Yeah, all four.

She was unpleasant.