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THE 40-SOMETHING FEMALE WITH GLASSES I TORMENT SEXUALLY IN CYBERSPACE (HEHEHE)

Lord Raffles

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Lord Raffles says:
one day...
Lord Raffles says:
...just one day...
Lord Raffles says:
...i'm gonna cum all over your face
Lord Raffles says:
trust me
Lord Raffles says:
it's gonna happen
Lord Raffles says:
and i know you'll love it, you dirty bitch

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Lord Raffles says:
we're all gonna cum on your face sue
Lord Raffles says:
you're gonna love it real bad
Lord Raffles says:
and ache when we leave
sue says:
k bheads

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Lord Raffles says:
you want it so bad sue, when last did your unused vagina get a good fucking?

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sue says:
t

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Lord Raffles says:
listen bitch, I'm as fake as a wedding cake
Lord Raffles says:
and I want to suck your ass hokle
Lord Raffles says:
hoole*
Lord Raffles says:
hole*
Lord Raffles says:
lol
DAN says:
lol
DAN says:
ur a funny bloke
Lord Raffles says:
Thank you dan
DAN says:
who is sue?
sue says:
k bheads
sue says:

Lord Raffles says:
Sue is a horny 40something

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DAN says:
lol

sue has been added to the conversation.

Lord Raffles says:
I'm the new, I'm the new new model!
Lord Raffles says:
listen bitch, you're gonna take it
Lord Raffles says:
Dan here is interested in your clit
Lord Raffles says:
so you better stay here and ay attention bitch
DAN says:
easy now!
Lord Raffles says:
she so want's it dan
Lord Raffles says:
trust me
Lord Raffles says:
this girl is a four-eyed uber-slut from venus
Lord Raffles says:
she's gagging for the cock
DAN says:
LOL
Lord Raffles says:
Oh Susan...
sue says:
exc e
Lord Raffles says:
...please, remind us why we want to smell your fishj
sue says:
me
sue says:
are u 2 men
Lord Raffles says:
we are indeed two men
DAN says:
well done
Lord Raffles says:
two guys that are gonna fill your suculant ass
DAN says:
hehe
Lord Raffles says:
seriously sue
Lord Raffles says:
I horn so bad over your tits
DAN says:
she doesnt tlk much does she? she'd tlk even less wit a mouth full of cock
sue says:
k bheads

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DAN says:
lol

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Lord Raffles says:
she so gags for the cock Dan
Lord Raffles says:
that I can assure you
Lord Raffles says:
the filthy tart screams for a good creaming between her beef curtains
DAN says:
how do u know her?
Lord Raffles says:
she's a filthy slut from ukchatterbox.com
Lord Raffles says:
eager for some under-30-something cock
DAN says:
lol
DAN says:
she is still quiet
Lord Raffles says:
She eagerly seeks, Daniel, the dulect tones of our horny language
Lord Raffles says:
the filthy bitch wants us to scream orgasmic ectasy in her direction
Lord Raffles says:
the dirty cow
DAN says:
i want some first im greedy that way
Lord Raffles says:
oh I'm sure you are, and you shall be rewarded when she opens her fishy-hairy-flaps for a good under-30-something fucking
DAN says:
lol
Lord Raffles says:
I gurantee you Dan, this bitch is hot - a sexpot on a sexual drive that would surpass a racing cfar
Lord Raffles says:
this bitch has class dude, she just has yet to reveal it
DAN says:
lol has she got a profile of some type?
Lord Raffles says:
check it out mate, the slut eagerly seeks the constant glare of our perverted glares as we scan her profile
Lord Raffles says:
i so wanna cum in her mouth
sue says:
whos the slut

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DAN says:
wots ur profile address?
Lord Raffles says:
where do you think you're going, slut?
sue says:
eh
sue says:
what adress
DAN says:
for ur profile online
sue says:
eh
sue says:
plz explain k bheads
sue says:
who the are you both
Lord Raffles says:
I am Lord Raffles
Lord Raffles says:
the cock of the wild west
DAN says:
well im dan i own half of yorkshire
Lord Raffles says:
come to tame your indian twat
Lord Raffles says:
he does indeed own half of yorkshire
Lord Raffles says:
that much is indeed true
sue says:
do you dan! yeah right
Lord Raffles says:
i am, however, not a cock of the wild west
DAN says:
i do
Lord Raffles says:
I am however 12 inches big
Lord Raffles says:
he does
sue says:
whos indian raffles
sue says:
are you colourblind or what
DAN says:
where r u from?
sue says:
moms p sy
sue says:
do you i am
Lord Raffles says:
indeed we do Sue
Lord Raffles says:
and we're so eager to fuck your mois pussy
Lord Raffles says:
if you let us
DAN says:
ooo plz do
Lord Raffles says:
moist*
DAN says:
double team that fine ass wud b fun
Lord Raffles says:
have you ever been fucked in the ass before, sue?
sue says:
3some plz
Lord Raffles says:
I am eager for a threesome
sue says:
i j t wish i new what you ed like
DAN says:
damian wud b a good choice
sue says:
my is for s ting t ing, so off
Lord Raffles says:
Well sue, would you first like to know what we sound like?
sue says:

sue says:
plz
Lord Raffles says:
number?
DAN says:
we want a pic of u first
DAN says:
n
DAN says:
u can see me
DAN says:
>>>>>
DAN says:
so there u got a pic ur turn
sue says:
s s
sue says:
you that ugly or what you mingers
Lord Raffles says:
pardon?
DAN says:
cud ask the same abouyt u
Lord Raffles says:
We are not mingers
DAN says:
about*
Lord Raffles says:
and you're be glad when we cum on your tits, whore
sue says:
you are coz you darent show your faces
Lord Raffles says:
I'll show my face now
DAN says:
either do u
DAN says:
ill show u my heaf
Lord Raffles says:
See?
DAN says:
head*
Lord Raffles says:
I am not ashamed to show the face that you will soon be sitting upon
sue says:

sue says:
c ckensssssssssssssssss
Lord Raffles says:
hey
Lord Raffles says:
I've changed my image
Lord Raffles says:
you can see me slut
Lord Raffles says:
acknowledge my beauty, and know that this can be a part of your life you're truly willing to make the great leap
sue says:
you ugly mother ers
Lord Raffles says:
you desire me sue, I know this to be true
Lord Raffles says:
I know for a fact that your pussy goes moist at a mere glare at my photo
Lord Raffles says:
your very clitoris shivers in immense pleasure at the very sight of it
Lord Raffles says:
don't fuck around
sue says:
i wish i could rem what you ed like
sue says:
your that ugly i cant
Lord Raffles says:
You wanna fuck
Lord Raffles says:
I know this to be true bitch
Lord Raffles says:
and you're gonna get it
Lord Raffles says:
I gurantee we're comming to get you
Lord Raffles says:
beware of pub car parks late at night bitch
sue says:
will do
sue says:
you dont even i go drinking so plz dont threaten me
Lord Raffles says:
I'll threaten you with everything you're worth threatening with
Lord Raffles says:
you ugly, demented whore
Lord Raffles says:
I desire you're wrinkled minge more than ever
Lord Raffles says:
and we intend to get it, both me and Dan
sue says:
do you
DAN says:
yup
sue says:
keep dreaming k bheads coz thats all you wil do
Lord Raffles says:
We don't have to dream
Lord Raffles says:
we make our fantasies realities
Lord Raffles says:
trust me
sue says:
do you
Lord Raffles says:
that I can assure you
sue says:
well show me your face s then c cken s ts
Lord Raffles says:
The first thing we must do is exchange numbers
Lord Raffles says:
do you want to hear my voice? Do you truly want to learn the 23 year old kit that wants to fuck you?
sue says:

Lord Raffles says:
Have you ever taken drugs, Sue?
Lord Raffles says:
I have... and I want to try a new one... you
sue says:
i avent
sue says:
k bheads
Lord Raffles says:
wait
sue says:
what
Lord Raffles says:
this is probably the most interesting conversation you're gonna have tonight
Lord Raffles says:
no one else is going to devote this much time
Lord Raffles says:
this much energy
Lord Raffles says:
to garner your attention
Lord Raffles says:
as a whore, you should feel honoured
sue says:
oh i do
Lord Raffles says:
Listen, I want to be honest
Lord Raffles says:
no more of the 'whore' or 'slut' crap
Lord Raffles says:
I just really want to make love to you
Lord Raffles says:
is that such a bad thing?
Lord Raffles says:
in all honesty, would you deny a gorgeous 23 year old the chance to make love to a mature woman who's not that old but not that young?
Lord Raffles says:
please
Lord Raffles says:

Lord Raffles says:
Please, sue
Lord Raffles says:
that's all I ask of you...
Lord Raffles says:
no more talk of darkness, forget these wide eyed fears
Lord Raffles says:
I'm here, with you, beside you
Lord Raffles says:
my words will warm and calm you
Lord Raffles says:

sue says:
k bhaeads off
Lord Raffles says:
I know you want it sue
Lord Raffles says:
the penis in my underpannts demands the counterpart in your knickers
Lord Raffles says:
we should unify forthwith, and coupulate for the pleasures that we can both give eachother
DAN says:
lmao
sue says:
y dont you add me so i can who im talking to
Lord Raffles says:
add you? To what?
Lord Raffles says:
MSN? you're already added darling
Lord Raffles says:
fuck I want you so bad...
Lord Raffles says:
I wanna cum on your glasses and watch you lick it off them
sue says:
off

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Lord Raffles says:
your pussy is in demand... it is in the demand of my mighty manhood that shall acomplish the things that bra-burning femenists told you were untrue
Lord Raffles says:
I shall ignite in you a passion of unfathomable delights, and all I ask is that you get a brazillion because I hate going down on hairy pussy
Lord Raffles says:
is that too much to ask?
sue says:
do you somet ng im g ng to block you in a minute
Lord Raffles says:
you may block me Sue
Lord Raffles says:
but know this
Lord Raffles says:
your address is now on www.trollkingdom.net
Lord Raffles says:
even if you block me
Lord Raffles says:
we're gonna get you
Lord Raffles says:
that much is assured
Lord Raffles says:
and from this assurance, you can gurantee a good fucking in the arse on behalf of the minions that shall heed my battle cry
Lord Raffles says:
beware bitch, you're going down
 
I pick a new girl every week from the reservoir of females that are in abundance - I have no need of chat up lines, only the power of my will.

Now get back to romanticising about the past with your grandkids, grandpa.
 
I can't. I'm at work and my grandkids are up north.

And if you keep self sucking yourself, you'll never know the joys of grandchildren. Or children for that matter.
 
Lord Raffles says:
the penis in my underpannts demands the counterpart in your knickers
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What stupid fuck spends his many hours of non-life making up entire internet conversations? Ever worse, what stupid fuck posts them online and hopes others read said conversations? Christ on a stick! If all are seeking out LOSER OF THE YEAR, you have found him!
 
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