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THE APPRENTICE starts tomorrow!

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
It's on Tuesday and Wednesday this week then Wednesdays after. Here are the TWENTY candidates.

BBC One - The Apprentice, Series 10 - Meet the Candidates

They're all a bunch of mugs! What a waste of space! I should have you all flayed! SCUM.

Seriously none of them are even hot.

I predict Jemma Bird and Robert Goodwin win or have sex with each other.

Felipe will be more evil than ten Satans.

Ella Jade Bitton will turn into a duck halfway through.
 
I'm not gonna look at all the candidates as I did the other day and they seemed pretty unremarkable (and their absurd comments were trying way too hard). Will defo tune in, though.

Watching one of those compilations of funny moments right now.
 
They're all a bunch of mooks! They're all a shower of scroteballs! They should be put in a rocket and shot into the sun! Their families should be slaughtered!

I liked how the woman PM thought they could win by wearing make-up, slicing up lemons and selling gloves to penguins (and they still won!)
 
The trip to the zoo seemed like something that was set up by the production people. I mean, ok, the woman was obsessed with cutting up lemons and selling the lank remains to people for £1 a slice, but I don't think London Zoo would've been the first thing that occurred to her when left with a bucket of cleaning products. It's just a location that the Apprentice filmmakers are familiar visiting.
 
Yes I thought that!

Also, one of my work colleagues mentioned today that he's friends with Ricky Martin. I couldn't remember if I liked Ricky Martin because all I know is he's called Ricky Martin.
 
Ricky Martin was a wrestler, wasn't he? So yeah I liked him.

What a bunch of mugs tonight! What a gang of shits! What a shower of kettles!

Umm, the right people were fired, probably?
 
Katie (the winning PM) reminds me of Sarah Millican (but a bit less annoying I guess.)

I was looking at a thread on DigitalSpy where they were saying Roisin (the losing PM) should be a model or film star. I don't get it?

It was pretty obvious which two would be fired.

Sarah is hilarious.
 
They're all a bunch of bloody sandcastles! They're not fit to wear socks! They should all be sold into slavery!

Katie (the winning PM) reminds me of Sarah Millican (but a bit less annoying I guess.)

I was looking at a thread on DigitalSpy where they were saying Roisin (the losing PM) should be a model or film star. I don't get it?

It was pretty obvious which two would be fired.

Sarah is hilarious.
 
Raisin reminded me a lot of (probably a present day) SMG in the boardroom scenes, so I can kind of see where they're coming from.

What's the lanky one that looks like she's in a live action Punch and Judy show? They seem to be making her the, well, not villain, but certainly a bit of a hate figure. She's so annoying. And obsessed with lemons.

I felt sorry for the Asian lady. I can see Lord Alan's perspective, as someone who works on a market probably will find the corporate trouser suit world vastly different, but she deserved to have another chance. The other one who left pretty much of her own accord got shoddy treatment too. She was clearly ready to leave, but Lord Alan insisted on kicking the boot in and reeling off a list of her inadequacies.

Armpit hair dryer. Baffling.

Incidentally, I sold scented candles as a 16 year old on the hard streets of Norf Laaandan and I made more money than this bunch a bleedin pillocks.
 
Sarah is the Punch And Judy (TODAY THEY'D BE CALLED INAPPROPRIATE RAPE COMMENT AND JUDY) lookalike. I wouldn't be surprised if she was an actress hired for comedy purposes.
 
How does Nick get away with this filth in the afternoon?

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They're all a bunch of bleeding camels! They should have their kidneys removed! I wouldn't shit on them if they needed shat on for some reason! I want to wound their pets!

So the whole firing of three people thing felt like a huge gimmick. I'm sure there's been bigger fuck-ups in the past. Steven and Sarah were obviously going nowhere and could easily be fired (though it was a shame to lose both comedy candidates in one episode) but Ella Jade wasn't really bad enough to justify a triple firing, was she?

It's lucky they didn't partner with Sam Pepper on their youtube videos! Were they REALLY uploaded, I wonder?

Stop being mean to Jemma, Lord Sugar, she's lovely.
 
I didn't think Ella Jade deserved firing, until she begged and begged and promised over and over. It felt like she was talking to her rich daddy. Rather unbecoming.

I'm sad to see the two most entertaining candidates go (it's not as though I care who Lord Sugar does business with!). Stephen's schoolboy protestations that he's the best and Sarah's obsession with lemons will be missed.
 
Okay, so Jemma might not have been cut out for The Apprentice. But at least she's still a nice person. Unlike James. Who should be eaten by horses.
 
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