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The Apprentice starts TOMORROW

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Yeah it's that thread title I have to post every year for the one reality show I always watch because it is reliably entertaining, even if it also always exactly the same every time.


Some great Apprentice style names there! I'm picking 19 year old LOTTIE LION to be the one I find cute but she turns out to be hopeless and is fired in week five when someone notices she's there.
 
Thomas Skinner looks like a wrestler doing an Apprentice candidate gimmick.

Lottie Lion was, err, not what I expected. Entertaining though!

I like when they all have to laugh at Lord Sugar's shit jokes in the boardroom.
 
I'm 99% sure that Ryan-Mark is in fact two children standing on top of each other, like Vincent Adultman.

One is called Ryan, one is called Mark. They're both posh twats.
 
I remember last year there was like one man and six women in the final seven. (I'm sure some women will be bad soon.)
 
STOP SAYING "SOPHISTICATED SARAH" SO MUCH.

Thomas talking about manufacturing "pillars" was a bit confusing until I realised he was saying "pillows."
 
ANother week where the person who very obviously should have been fired stays because they're more of a 'character' and so better for the show.
 
I saw the cycling one and must admit this is still reliable entertainment even though it’s exactly the same every year.
 
19 year old Lottie's fifteen years of experience in the music industry clearly got them the win there!

"Thomas, if this was the Lord of the Rings I'd pick you as Samwise Gamgee...but it's not so you're fucking fired."
 
I'm amazed Lottie is only 19 and has already had time to become an expert in everything, all while being a librarian - a job she 100% has and wasn't something she just did for a day so she could write something on her Apprentice application.
 
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