The Beads

[Love Child]

I didn't tell you about the beads, but I discovered them in my center dash this morning and remembered. I had put them inside, then pulled them out slowly feeling each bead against my clit.

This was after the ice had melted and it was still very wet.

I wanted to put those in my mouth

 

[Consumer]

Naughty.

I approve.

 

[Cinch]

We would like more details on the type of beads. Are we talking jewelry beads or like the ben-wa balls on a string? Visualizing is easier with details.

 

[Loktar]

We would like more details on the type of beads. Are we talking jewelry beads or like the ben-wa balls on a string? Visualizing is easier with details.

I'm hoping it was the ben-wa beads. I'd hate to think LC defiled some nice jewelry beads.

 

['Gear]

I think jewelry of all types should be defiled this way.

 

['Gear]

Consumer: Can I get an "Amen" for Brother 'Gear.

Hey Consumer- Just curious...Are you one of those men who, like me, who think the moniker "Slut" is something earned rather then reduced to? Something to be proud of rather then a position of shame? Unless of course shame is the interest.

No offense. Just had a feeling I might be dealing with an...equivelent mind.

Do you subscribe to sperm competition theory?

 

[Loktar]

I think jewelry of all types should be defiled this way.

My (potential) gf/wife can do that to any cheap/costume jewelry but there's no way she's stick expensive jewelry like wedding/engagement rings up her cooter.

 

['Gear]

My (potential) gf/wife can do that to any cheap/costume jewelry but there's no way she's stick expensive jewelry like wedding/engagement rings up her cooter.

I'll bet you if she slowly pulled a diamond tennis bracelet out of her pussy with a smile on her face and put it on her wrist you'd be able to think of nothing else everytime you looked at it.

 

[Loktar]

I'll bet you if she slowly pulled a diamond tennis bracelet out of her pussy with a smile on her face and put it on her wrist you'd be able to think of nothing else everytime you looked at it.

I'd be thinking "Your wrist smell like vagina. Wash it and the smelly jewelry, WHORE!"

 

[jack]

This is why you're still a wergen....

 

[Loktar]

This is why you're still a wergen....

Yes. Being awkward, scared, clueless and socially retarded about sex and dating doesn't help either.

 

[Love Child]

I'm hoping it was the ben-wa beads. I'd hate to think LC defiled some nice jewelry beads.

So.....would you feel better if I said I put cheap mardi gras beads inside my vagina?

 

[Love Child]

How would it feel to have the beads 1/2 way inside of me and 1/2 way out while you slooooowly enter me, rubbing the beads up against my....well fuck this, I think I have enough toys I can figure this out for myself.

Goodnight.

 

[Loktar]

So.....would you feel better if I said I put cheap mardi gras beads inside my vagina?

No just use ben-wa beads. Nothing but other sex toys and my(and other people's) dick should be going up there. seriously, wtf.

 

[Love Child]

I'd be thinking "Your wrist smell like vagina. Wash it and the smelly jewelry, WHORE!"

If you get a tennis bracelet in the mail I expect you to put it in your mouth and take a picture of it.

 

[Love Child]

But you can protest, I know that you will.

 

[Loktar]

If you get a tennis bracelet in the mail I expect you to put it in your mouth and take a picture of it.

But you can protest, I know that you will.

I would pretend protest, but in the end I would do it.