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The Beauty Of Toast.

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Ahhh... your skin. So deliciously golden-brown. So light, so crispy... Oh, I could make sweet love to you for hours.

Except yer just a piece of fuckin' toast.
 
Pass the butter.
 
Pass teh lube!
 
Cinnamon-flavored jellied lubricant?
 
You sick toast-molesters! :wah!: :bwahaha:
 
Toast doesn't have skin!
 
A friend once gave me a giant banner that said:
TOAST IS MY FRIEND!
 
MARMALADE IS MY PAL!


just thought I'd join the fun.

the word marmalade looks funny on the screen.
 
Does toast feel pain?
 
So you do know my nickname danny?;)
 
Have you ever asked it?
 
Where is insanity prawn boy?
 
HE'S DRIVING HOME FOR TURKEY DAY, Y'ALL!
 
THEN HOW THE FUCK DO YOU FUCKING KNWO?
 
Say, Mandi.

What's your nickname?
 
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