starguard
Unluckiest Charm in the Box
There is a Full Moon tonight. Even worse, its a Blue Moon (the second full moon in the same month). It has been historically proven that this type of moon has a very special way of effecting the mentally Challenged in very odd and unique ways. Some run through the streets naked, Some howl at the moon, and some go rampant on the internet. Our dear Lord Raffles seems to be that one special case where all three reactions apply. Therfore we shall all keep these facts in mind when we read through all the things that he has posted tonight. It has also been confined in me through various PM's that he has a secret fetish for women of color and has babies from several (Some half Japanese, Some half Mexican, and a multitude of half Black Children running all over the country) that all make him cringe everytime they yell "Daddy, wheres Momma's Child Support Check". :huh:
Therefore it shall be fully understood that until the Blue Moon we see in the night time sky recedes, Lord Raffles shall continue to post the type of things he has posted without being in sound mind and body, and without having any control over himself whatsoever. Lets just hope that before the moon changes, he doesn't start to foam at the mouth and decides to start attacking old ladies on the streets at night.
GO LORD RAFFLES
Therefore it shall be fully understood that until the Blue Moon we see in the night time sky recedes, Lord Raffles shall continue to post the type of things he has posted without being in sound mind and body, and without having any control over himself whatsoever. Lets just hope that before the moon changes, he doesn't start to foam at the mouth and decides to start attacking old ladies on the streets at night.
GO LORD RAFFLES