littlebill
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Today I was thinking about Brokeback Mountain. For those of you who have been living under a rock, it’s the movie about the gay cowboys. Normally I’d be too busy to give much thought to the subject. But I haven’t worked for a couple of weeks. Still waiting for my lease to get finalized. So what the fuck, right? You might as well get my view on the subject.
Let me start off by saying this: I’ve got nothing against fags. They certainly make the world more interesting. They’ve done great things for the planet. I mean, where would this world be without Charles Nelson Riley or Liberace? Fags add color. Without fags, who would cut hair or decorate houses or teach English literature for the local university? Who would give valuable fashion advice to the stars or tell fat girls they are beautiful? Fucking no one!
But here’s the sad truth, my friends. I am fagged-out. I’m tired of seeing them on television every two fucking seconds. I’m tired of hearing them bitch about not being able to get married. Let me tell you fags something. Come and live in my house for a couple of days, and all this marriage crap will quickly evaporate from your heads. I guess I’m going through fag backlash. Hell, I need a fag-free week.
So what does this have to do with a couple of guys making fag love in a pop-tent? Goddammit, we don’t have too many American icons left these days. When I think of cowboys, certain images rush through my mind. John Wayne. Clint Eastwood. Hard men doing a hard job in a hard country. Can’t the gay community leave the image alone? What? They have to co-opt the world of cowboys, too? Is nothing sacred to them?
I’ve decided to fight fag power. Don’t get me wrong. You can’t fight fag power with religion. Why? God loves fags as much as he loves everyone else. And just because you’re a guy and like to suck a dick every once in a while doesn’t mean you’re going to hell. Shit. If that were the case, most priests would never make it to heaven.
So how can fag power be defeated? With sexy Japanese dressed up as cowgirls! It probably won’t work, but it sure makes me feel better!
