The Business Project

[Mirah]

Should it involve clowns?! ANd Pirates?! OMG!

 

[Mirah]

Every quarter we have to make up a business, write a business plan, come up with data, financials,marketing, HR, employees funding, whatever.

 

[Mirah]

This is not how I wanted this thread to go

 

[Mirah]

Anyway, I was going to tell you all of the crappy business ideas I had to do so far because they were all group projects-but I won't bother.
My point is-Now I can finally make one up on my own without a group and I want to do something fucking AWESOME!

 

[Mirah]

Like a kitty daycare, or a self cleaning litter box.
just kidding

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

How about a 24-hour Clown News Channel?

 

[Mirah]

YES!
I was totally thinking that!

Honestly I was also contemplating a Cowboy Coffee Company, where instead of 1/2 naked barista chicks I'd have 1/2 naked cowboy dudes serving coffee.

But really 1/2 of my project is impressing the professor-which I already know what impresses her and what doesn't-so I have to sort of keep it real-but it might work if I'm good enough at it!

 

[Love Child]

Oh, and I forgot, the project for the other class-create a product in a country not of your origin, must be environmentally friendly.

 

[headvoid]

Personalised Voodoo Dolls

Send us a sample of hair and a photo, we'll send you back a voodoo doll that has been made by our very own Resident Baron Samedi.

Mother of Pearl pins are extra.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Hire A Pirate To Protect You From Evil Clowns Service?

 

[Dr Dave]

These are all great ideas!

How about a clown tossing service for those who dislike or are afraid of clowns?

 

[CaptainWacky]

How about drugs.

 

[Mirah]

Pirate Coffee! We take other people's coffee and sell it for our own!
We're not clowning around!
Drugs.

Yeah, thats my motto right there.
Thanks Guys!

 

[Dr Dave]

By jove I think she's got it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are clowns soon to go the way of the pirate?