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The Cassie and Tisiphone Detective Team Adventures: The Curious Case of CaptainWacky

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Episode 1: Mystery Tree

Cassie and Tisiphone, LADY Detectives sat on their portch with newly retired Detective Dr Dave.

"What are you going to do for your retirment Detective Dr Dave?" asked Tisiphone

"Retire to an island bar and drink heavely." replied Retired Detective Dr ave

"Sounds fun, I wish we could retire, but that blasted Florida Man is elusive!" said Cassie, shaking her fist.

"Yes, has the public caught on that he is in fact one man?" asked Retired Detective Dr Dave

"No!" replied Cassie

The group laughed vigeriously, untill Tisiphone made a startleing observation.

"That tree, thats new..." stated Tisipnone

"You never had a tree there." noted Retired Detective Dr Dave

"You're right, what the HECK STICKS!?" shouted Cassie

"It's a known fact that Florida has no trees." said Retired Detective Dr Dave

"Help me!' came a shout from the tree.

"That sounds like..." said Cassie

"How could it be..." said Tisiphone

"This will make an interesting story for the island bar, CaptainWacky up a mystery tree!" ejaculated Retired Detective Dr Dave

*cue parody of Sherlock theme*

To be continued...
 
Episode 2: CaptainWacky up a tree.

The group rushed over to the tree and looked up, indeed CaptainWacky was up it, tied in the middle among all the branches.

"CaptainWacky, what are you doing up there?!" shouted Cassie

"I don't know, I was walking to the crisp shop to post a my Top 100 Celebrities eating crisps list when I suddenly felt dizzy and fell down" stated CaptainWacky

"Curious." noted Retired Detective Dr Dave

"I'll go get my large knife" said Cassie, as she rushed back into the house.

"Do you remember anything else?" asked Retired Detective Dr Dave

"I remember somebody removing my socks!" said CaptainWacky

"But you have socks on." noted Tisiphone

CaptainWacky looked down the best he could at his feet and exclaimed "These are not my socks!"

Cassie returned with her large knife.

"Getting him down will be tricky, he's really stuck in there." said Cassie.

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: How CaptainWacky got into the tree.

As it turned out, it was not that hard to get CaptainWacky out of the tree, well once they got rid of a wandering cat who had decided to commandeer CaptainWacky's head as a bed. What the group thought was a backpack, turned out to be a parachute, and all that needed to be done was cut him down.

After a good pot of moonshine (from Cassie's moonshine farm), CaptainWacky was relaxed enough to be interviewed by the detective team.

"Do you remember anything now that you're down from the tree?" asked Tisiphone

"I remember running down the street, I was being chased." replied CaptainWacky

"Who was chasing you, do you remember?" asked Cassie, making her mad face.

"A guy in a cloak, he was so fast!" said CaptainWacky excitedly.

"Interesting" noted Retired Detective Docotor Dave

"Then I think, and this is where it gets fuzzy, I think I tripped over a man on a park bench. Then I awoke in that tree!" said CaptainWacky

"Loktar!" shouted Cassie and Tisiphone

"An interesting question arises." noted Retired Detective Doctor Dave

"Where is Loktar?" answered Cassie

"Where indeed..." said Retired Dective Doctor Dave

To be continued...
 
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