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The cats will murder us all.

The Question

Eternal
Banned.
Because that's what they do.

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When?
 
When we least expect it. (So not for a while, then, because due to this thread we'll be expecting it for a few days at least.)
 
I will fight them with many Super Soaker water guns and laser pointers.
 
I believe they will begin by first taking away the caffeine.
I will be weak
and unable to respond
or fight them off
they will taunt me with coffee
and I will be willing to do anything to have some
even follow a laser
across a poorly put together fence
over water
filled with alligators
just
to
get
to
the
other
side
and have some
coffee
 
I believe they will begin by first taking away the caffeine.
I will be weak
and unable to respond
or fight them off
they will taunt me with coffee
and I will be willing to do anything to have some
even follow a laser
across a poorly put together fence
over water
filled with alligators
just
to
get
to
the
other
side
and have some
coffee
 
After they kill us, of course, they will eat us. This is a known thing with cats.
 
We will taste just like tuna and chicken.
 
This is why I don't keep a cat. I'll rot, the way god and Abe Vigoda intended. Then the cats will be so distraught over the waste of food that they'll all commit seppuku BUT PROBABLY NOT
 
Some cats are heroes
and others
 
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