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THE COMMING TRIUMPH OF THE MIGHTY!

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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Just wait and see Troll Kingdom! I shall show you how it is our duty to promote the stronger and better (while demanding the submission of the worse and weaker).

I have wondrous adventures that shall show you even more thrill-power than was previously thought possible. I promise that you shall not be dissapointed, and that our eventual triumph over the depths of Cyberspace is imminent.

Have faith - we are not a Kingdom without hope.

...don't forget to dance ;)
 
Don't you fucking get it? No one gives a fuck about you or what you do.

You're such a fucking cunt.
 
Awww Samantha, does the burden of the reality to which you allegedly adhered to rest heavily upon your shoulders?

Yield to me now and live, "Sam".

HA HA HA - I MADE SOMEONE CRY!​
 
You take pride in making girls cry? You truly are a heartles fuck, you know that?

I've never hated anyone in my life, but I can say that I'm pretty goddamn close to hating you right now.
 
You're such a bastard, Damian.

Fuck you and fuck your trolling career, "Raffles." Anywhere you go, I will find you. And I will out you.

Rot in hell.
 
Cacophony said:
You're such a bastard, Damian.

Fuck you and fuck your trolling career, "Raffles." Anywhere you go, I will find you. And I will out you.

Rot in hell.
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Know now that I listen to Richard Wagner's "Lohengrin" as I write this

I have educated you.

I know for certain Samantha, by the natural laws of cyberspace, you will remember the opera "Lohengrin" for the rest of your life. In particular I think you'll find the piece "Auszüge" even harder to wash away. You will of course remember that I dubbed "Auszüge" as "our tune"; described as a symbol of our emotional transcendence beyond the boundaries of a hostile real life, and to the heights of uninhibited passion.

Alas, it was bullshit.

But Lohengrin is still an amazing Opera.

"Damian" doesn't exist however.


But my legacy does...​
 
Your legacy? Who gives a fuck about your legacy.

No one bats an eye when you leave here for periods of time and then you come back and post your copy and paste bullshit and no one cares. You have less of a legacy than I do, and I'm no one.

You know what else? I hate fucking opera. You were the one that was always going on and on about how great it was, and I just let you rant. Opera sucks Damian or whoever you are. Get with the fucking times.
 
I haven't shed a tear over you, you pompous fuck.

But keep thinking that you matter to me. It's oh so fucking amusing.
 
Jesus Raffles. Did you finally learn how to recharge the batteries for your Mandingo dildo?
 
Okkay then.

This is sufficiently random.

Oh, hey Raffles? Wagner sucks. Mahler and Gliere FTW :twisted:
 
You have never been in love,
Until you've seen the stars,
reflect in the resevoirs...

...And you have never been in love,
Until you've seen the dawn rise,
behind the home for the blind...

...And he stole from the rich and the poor
and the not-very-rich and the very poor
and he stole all hearts away
he stole all hearts away

he stole all hearts away

he stole all hearts away...
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