the couple upstairs is having an epic throwdown.

[Ishcabittle]

he's pitching stuff down their stairs, clack boom clack boom. she's yelling, he's yelling, right above my bedroom. kinda hard to sleep through that.

 

[Ishcabittle]

"you're so like... whatever..."

 

[Ishcabittle]

"stop it, let me pack my stuff..."

"get out, get out, get out, get out..."

"i just wanna pack my stuff, that's all I want to do..."

"can't we just talk, i love you baby, let me hug you..."

 

[Ishcabittle]

*crying*

 

[Ishcabittle]

"you're being a psycho bitch"

"shut up, shut up, stop that, you're hurting me"

"is this what you want?"

"stop throwing stuff at me!"

 

[Ishcabittle]

Y'ALL, I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING. THIS IS AWKWARD.

 

[RobL]

Call the police. They'll arrest one of them, and the other will go to bail them out. Hence, a few hours rest.

 

[Cassie]

Sneak out there and steal the good stuff!

 

[Dr Dave]

Key their cars

 

[Mentalist]

Call the police. They'll arrest one of them, and the other will go to bail them out. Hence, a few hours rest.

When me and my friend got evicted from his flat back in 2003 we moved in with an 18-year-old single mother who was a friend of ours since we were screwed for a place to live. Her ex-boyfriend came round at 1 in the morning one night banging on the door and causing trouble and they both started having a verbal fight in the carpark at the front of the house. First we contemplated going outside and kicking his ass but due to being rather stoned and in a more comedy orientated mood we decided to call the police and report a domestic disturbance instead. Then we watched out the window as the police arrived and dragged him away. It was most amusing.

No, seriously.. we were pissing ourselves laughing.

 

[CaptainWacky]

If only they'd kill each other, dead people make no noise!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

except when you fuck them.... escaping gases and all that. But they can't protest, so you're golden.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Can't get pregnant either!