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The Detective Dr Dave Adventures: The Missing Queens Mum

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Episode 1: In the year of our Lord, 1898.

Location: British Parliament, during Questions to the Prime Minister, January 9th, 1898.

The rabble of the members of the house of commons was most vociferous, Prime Minister Mentalist had yet again dodged a question about funding of poor hospitals for rabbit cats.

"The floor recognizes the right honorable CaptainWacky from Scotland!" shouted Speaker Fuddlemiff.

"AWE I have a question, for THE RIGHT DISONERABLE Prime Minister Mentalst!" said CaptainWacky

The rabble increased 5 fold, then CaptainWacky Continued "Will the good Prime Minister please tell us, why he has not taken up the MOST important matter of the fact that The Queens MUM has been kidnaped! The police, SUCH AS THEY ARE, have failed to find her. You said in a recent speech, that she was probably off eating crisps and drinking burbon! What SIR do you plan to do about this most important matter?"

"The right honerable CaptainWacky is MOST mistaken, for I have dispatched FROM AMERICA, Detective Dr Dave to take up this pressing matter. I am also establishing a comitee, headed by YOURSELF to monitor the situation!" replied Prime Ministrer Mentalist

The rabble of the house of commons was almost defening now.

"You just made that up!" replied CaptainWacky

"No, no I didn't...Now if you will exuse me, I have to grow mutton chops!" said Prime Minister Mentalst as he rushed from the room.

To be continued...
 
Episode 2: A call from Queen and Country.

Detective Dr Dave sat in his office. It was a slow day, for he had finished a case involving a gang of mad Irishmen just the day before.

A knock came at the door, it was theLoktar from the local telegraph office.

"Message for you sir!" said the lad

"Thank you Loktar" replied Detective Dr Dave, handing the boy a gold piece.

"You're welcome sir!" said Loktar

After noting that Loktar had decorated his park bench, he read the note.

"Dear Detective Dr Dave,

I am writing to you good sir, on behalf of the British Government. Your assistance is needed at once, on a most important matter. The Queens mum has been kidnappend. Reply at once if you can assist.

-CaptainWacky, PM."

"Most intreaging..." said Detective Dr Dave

"Loktar, send this telegram at once" said Detective Dr Dave, scribbleing a short note.

"Right away!" replied Loktar

To be continued...
 
Episode 3: I'll hang it above my toliet.

One week later Detective Dr Dave arrived in London England, having been able to catch a quick connection on the HMS Jolly Bastard, a premier cruise ship that saled between England and America.

He promptly made his way to 221 C Baker Street, where he held a small office above a goose control office. There he sent a telegram to two people, one The Prime Minister of All of England, CaptainWacky, and another to Bickendan (who happened to be in england visiting the National Dirty Map Museum in Wales).

The first to arrive was Bickendan (known as Bick to those who had not shot at him).

"Bick, you fine chap. Well meet!" said Detective Dr Dave

"Have you seen my latest map of northwestern germany, done in the latest font?!" said Bick excitedly

"Alas I have not had that pleasure..." replied Detective Dr Dave, who did not really want to see the map.

"It's great, I just happen to have 15 copies on me, so you can have one!" replied Bick

"I'll hang it above my toliet. Alas that is not why I asked you to come, I need your most detailed map of England. How soon can you get it to me?" said Detective Dr Dave

"I have it now. I anticipated your request!" replied Bick, looking pleased.

"Good man!" ejaculated Dr Dave

...

Meanwhile on Fraggy Island off the coast of Ireland, 3 men sat in a shack.

"This plan is madness" said a short man with a handlebar mustache

"Oye, yeah kidnapping the queens mum is sheer madneess, by guv!" said the second man

"Nonsense, my plan will work. And in the process, we will be rich as kings." said the third man.

"I pray you are right Sausageman." said the first man.

To be continued...
 
What Dr. Dave didn't realize was that Bick's map of England LEFT OUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!!! And mispelled 'Hull' as 'Hell'. What a bastard!
 
Cassie said:
I DARE YOU TO GO OVER TO HAVEN AND SAY THAT :rwmad:
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