THE FINAL EJACULATION.

[BlazerBoy]

A dire situation is about to land on TK. It will be big and messy, and I suggest members take cover, lest innocents be harmed. This will be a multi-tiered attack. There will be a devastating blow to start off with, followed by spurts of minor aftershocks. I recommend towels and mops be brought to the scene at once.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

*Sticks out chin* FOR CARDASSIA!!!!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Do not try to minimize this dire threat. TK has had this coming for a long time.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Do not try to minimize this dire threat. TK has had this cumming for a long time.

Boy, the fact that I had to correct this for you... *slaps forehead*

 

[TKers-are-shit]

LOL!! a parody thread - even in a time of war, satire must prevail. shame it's pretty pisspoor satire...!

 

[BlazerBoy]

DO NOT MOCK THIS THREAT OF EJACULATION. It will soon break loose on the board in a torrent, covering all who do not take cover!