The George Foreman Grill should be shaped like George Foreman's head

[CaptainWacky]

And you open his mouth to cook food in it.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

All of his sons named George would serve as the free spice rack.

 

[CaptainWacky]

"Fun" fact: it was originally going to be the Hulk Hogan Grill but he turned it down. Great business decision, brother!

 

[Cassie]

I would totally buy another George Foreman grill if it was shaped like his head.

 

[headvoid]

His mouth would close and slowly form a grin, how much you wanted your grill done was measured by his grin.

Grumpy dumps - I like my steak blue yes siree!
Mona Lisa - Now we're cooking
So many teeth, you have to wear shades - Black? Oh yes.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like headvoid's thinking on this one.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And when it's ready he spits the meat at you.

 

[Dr Dave]

I'm not sure that would market well.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also is should be human sized with realistic genitals.

 

[headvoid]

If you tickled the genitals you would get an extra crispy coating.

(I think we are aiming at quite a niche market now)

 

[CaptainWacky]

Also it should be programmed with a rudimentary AI and be able to hug you if you feel sad and punch intruders.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I like a nice nonviolent beef stew.

 

[headvoid]

is your grill a little dry? Worried about too little oil and the threat of burning? SIMPLY RUB HIS TUMMY FOR EXTRA OIL.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And the fat drains out his asshole, of course.

 

[Dr Dave]

Naturally.

 

[CaptainWacky]

And if you leave him unplugged for too long, he starts to cry.