The good thing about being short

[eloisel]

I see all the vulnerable bits.

 

[jack]

I love slow dancing with very tall women, actually. It's a great perspective, and my head never gets tired.

 

[eloisel]

So, I guess if we ever go dancing together, I'll need to wear platform shoes or stand on a chair.

 

[big fat eric]

I love slow dancing with very tall women, actually. It's a great perspective, and my head never gets tired.

By 'very tall' he means 5'3".

 

[eloisel]

By 'very tall' he means 5'3".

Oh, good then. If I wear socks, heels and stand on a phone book, I'm 5'4". I can be Jack's "tall" woman.

 

[jack]

So, I guess if we ever go dancing together, I'll need to wear
platform shoes or stand on a chair.

Not for the kind of dancing we'll be doing, I assure you.

 

[jack]

Damn wheezie, if you're actually shorter than I am, I'm in serious trouble

 

[missmanners]

5 feet tall is not funny.... I have to get a chair to stand on to get stuff on the top shelf, change light bulbs, and there is no way I can change the 9v in my smoke detectors because they are in stairways. Go to the deli counter and feel like a little kid peeking over the top, the shoulder harness in my car cuts right across my throat, clothes dont fit, when I sit on the couch, my legs stick straight out. Every extra 5 lbs shows up on my butt.....

sigh...


mm

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

You know God exists when you're 5'6" and have rooms with high ceilings, each of which has a light fixture. Because you can hear Him laughing at you.

Gotta buy a real stepladder one of these days, instead of having to McGuyverize a circus of stacked chairs and stepstools...

 

[Cassie]

ONE DAY THE SHORT SHALL RISE UP AND RULE THE WORLD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

IF WE CAN REACH IT LOL FUCK

 

[Volpone]

Did I ever tell y'all of my plan to run a Navy composed entirely of midgets? (For that matter any military area that has large, expensive weapons.)

You'd only have to make the decks and work areas half as large, so you'd use less steel, and present a smaller (no pun intended) target to your enemies. Heck, you'd probably get a couple free shots in a fight because your opponent would misread the range.

Midget carriers with midget planes, midget submarines, and midget tanks. It's genius. :techman:

 

[FBI parte due]

Tiny people, with little guns
Little armies march, to little drums
What do they want?
What do they want?
Tiny soldiers, with little guns
Little tanks, no bigger than your thumb
They want you
Little people, with tiny brains
Little bullets flowing, in their veins
What do they want?
What do they want?
Tiny people with little guns
Little armies march, to little drums
They want you, you
You, you, you, you
Little airplanes, with tiny bombs
Little squadrons, dropping thimbles of Napalm
They want you
What do they want?
What do they want?
Tiny people, with little guns
Little armies march, to little drums
You, you
You, you, you, you
Tiny people, little guns
Tiny people, little guns
Tiny people, little guns

 

[The Dork Lord]

5'9 1/2"

I almost feel tall now...