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The "hassle Menty into watching" parody thread

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Wherein we make fun of ourselves for ever thinking we could hassle Menty into watching Big Brother.

LOL I BET MENTY WILL WATCH BB IF WE POST PICTURES OF DUCKS WITH HIS NAME ON THEM.
 
Can one of those crystals in the Fortress of Solitude act as a satellite dish, so he can see the show?

(I'm assuming that's where he moved)
 
HER LAST ACT BEFORE ENTERING THE HOUSE WILL BE TO STEAL THE TOP HAT FROM BEARDO BOY AND THEN KICKING GAY INDIAN IN THE SHINS, THEN FRENCH KISSING BRIAN DOWLING AFTER WHICH HE WILL SPIT AND CRY "CASUALTY!"
 
I HAD A DREAM THAT MENTY WATCHED THIS YEAR'S BB AND WE TALKED ABOUT IT ON MSN FOR NINE HOURS ONE NIGHT AND AT THE END OF THE CONVERSATION HE SAID "I FEEL ALIVE AGAIN!" AND WE HIGH FIVED (OVER MSN, SOMEHOW.)
 
Insider sources tell me that Menty hates fat Loktar more than he likes running TK and thus will be posting under the username "Seph" until further notice.
 
I was thinking of bumping the "in the summer time?" thread with some scathing verse about Facebook but I'd probably take it too far and it woul seem more creepy than jokey (a line I constantly stagger along.)
 
I posted a completely unsubtle Mine Field reference in reply to one of Menty's Facebook things and he liked it LITERALLY one second later. It was amusing.

And yet I STILL don't believe he'll ever post here again!

One day to go!
 
Maybe Menty moved in with Partsking, in some exclusive villa populated by bulletin board owners who never visit their own boards.
 
Verteron and Charles Capps are having a chat in the kitchen, while Aceman clears out the garage with the help of Christian and Lisa.
 
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