The Large Hadron Collider

[Dr Dave]

Am I the only one who does not trust this thing?

 

[CaptainWacky]

It actually destroyed the universe last week, but we all woke up in new bodies in a mirror universe and didn't notice.

 

[Cassie]

I hope they form a black hole and it consumes us all.

 

[CaptainWacky]

BUT HOW CAN MATTER JUST BE DESTROYED!?

 

[Cassie]

We will be sucked into an alternate universe WHICH WE RULE from the chat.

 

[Dr Dave]

Hot damn!

 

[CaptainWacky]

But there will be no shoes in this universe.

 

[Cassie]

GOOD, shoes are the devil.

 

[Dr Dave]

I like my current shoes.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Somtimes I take my shoes off and my feet are bleeding.

 

[Cassie]

I am a SHOEIST

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I hate shoes, they are confining and uncomfortable (unless you are dancing).

I AWAIT THE BLACK HOLE (tee hee)