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The Last Witch Hunter

Mentalist

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Watched this the other day. I knew better. I really did, but it was a slow night.

Vin Diesel has the emotional range of a disabled fish. Also he mumbles. How does this man have a career! It's actually pretty funny how awful at acting he is.

The whole film is a total mess. Throws plenty at the screen but it's all over the place with CGI out of its ass that makes absolutely no resonant connection. Elijah Wood is in it as a priest. He seems like priestly roles are good for him. He's immortal. Not in the film, in real life. He doesn't age.

He's pretty wank in the film. Mainly because the script is wank.

Ygritte from Game of Thrones is also in this. She's very pretty.

She's not very good in the film though.


Yeah... uhh... it's not worth watching... It's not terrible. But it's not good. Now you know. You probably guessed.
 
I think I briefly considered watching this because I fancy Rose Leslie but thought better of it. Vin Diesel's best role was Groot.
 
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