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The Loktar Lenton Sebatical Thread

Love Child

Love Child

One Love
Dear Loktar,
We will miss you and we love you very much. Please appreciate this thread when you return.
~Signed Love Child
And the badlands

Day One: Without Loktar it is like no one is here to make us feel "normal" we compare ourselves against ourselves and we wonder "Am I really not normal?"
Love child wonders what Loktar is doing with his time off from message boards......is he volunteering? Is he pleasuring himself more?
 
Day 2. Is Loktar really going to abandon us on Valentines day? How could he? I was looking forward to pictures of stilettos and stockings.
 
Ew.
Is it day 3 yet?

I think it is.

Day 3 and no Loktar.

I wonder if he gave up dressing in female clothing as well?
 
I'd make a cheap joke about transvestitism and Catholicism, but I feel like they've been played out on the Internet recently.
 
Mirah said:
Ew.
Is it day 3 yet?

I think it is.

Day 3 and no Loktar.

I wonder if he gave up dressing in female clothing as well?
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If he's dressing up in female clothing while on a Catholic sabbatical, wouldn't he be dressing up as a Nun? Just a random, flittering thought.

I'm sure that every minute in his days away from TK was spent thinking about each and every one of us; so thoroughly enmeshed in the daily goings on here how could you doubt his devotion to us? I grant you that GOD is a formidable competitor for his affections, but we are, after all, TK and take pride of place as his friends and devotees.

When is he slated to return?
 
Oh you mean the cross dressing heathen juggernaut, I never new he was called Loktar, he always responded to juggs.
 
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