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The mark of a good Big Brother...

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Is how many FULL names of the housemates I can remember...

Emily Parr
Lesley Brain
Shabnam ?????
Seany ?????
Billi ?????
Jonathan ?????
Laura ?????
Nicky Maxwell
Charley Owen
Chanelle ????? (I think it starts with an H.)
David ?????
Shanessa ?????
Amy Alexander
Gerry ?????
Tracey ?????
Kara-Louise Horne
Carole ?????
Jonty ?????
Ziggy ?????
Liam McGough
Brian Bello
Sam and Amanda ?????

Only remember Liam because Gerry started calling him "the McGough" and Kara-Louise because I noted the irony that she gives me the Horn(e).

CONCLUSION: this year's BB sucks
 
IF you dont know, just makes them up

Shabnam Shabam
Seany Show
Billi Jean
Jonathan Longface
Laura Lauralaughs
Chanelle Four
David Angoliaf
Shanessa Undresser
Gerry Manderer
Tracey Nomates
Carole Cuntface
Jonty McNonty
Ziggy Piggy
Sam and Amanda Salamander
 
Then again, from last year I can only remember a small handful and it was a MUCH better BB.

Isn't Charley's name O'chea or something similar?
 
Oh yeah, Charley has two names, for some reason. Sometimes Owen, sometimes something like Ulchea.

LAST YEAR

Pete Bennett
Glyn Wise
Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
Richard ?????
Nikki Grahame
Jennie Corner
Imogen Thomas
Michael ?????
Spiral ?????
Jayne ?????
Jonathan ?????
Grace Adams Short
Mikey Dalton
Lea Walker
Bonnie ?????
Shahbaz ?????
George ?????

okay, I can't even remember all the housemates at the moment, BUT AS YOU CAN SEE IT WAS SLIGHTLY BETTER
 
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