The Mentalist And I

[The Question]

If we ever go pubcrawling in Greece, we'll fuck every good-looking chick in the whole damn atoll.

And that's a fact.

 

[BlazerBoy]

I have a grecian woman who is a good friend of mine named Matina. She's 47 and looks 25 still. If all greek chicks are as hot as her, I'll retire there when I make my first billion at 25.

 

[The Question]

I banged a Greek chick once. And the next morning, her mom made me some pancakes.

 

[BlazerBoy]

The last part of that sentence is just fraught with naughty sexual innuendo, and you just can't argue with a word like fraught.

 

[Mentalist]

Island girls are stunning in every which way from sunday. We are talking mega beauty here.

TQ and Blazer ever come over to Greece we will be hitting back shots and laying sweet ladies and no mistake.

 

[Mentalist]

At the moment I'm having to do the two thirds you're meant to take off my back. (and I think I've slipped a disc) Have a heart.

 

[The Question]

I'll be pleased to assist. Unless, of course, I find myself matrimonialized before I get there.

 

[BlazerBoy]

And even then, we won't tell.

 

[The Question]

Well, I'm not the cheatin' kind.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hey, what happens on Syros STAYS on Syros.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I had sex with a greek woman once.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Was it spicy?

 

[The Question]

Was it tender and juicy, like those delicious strips of lamb they put in almost everything?

 

[Friday]

I had sex with a greek woman once.

Hey! I found something we have in common! :bigass:

 

[CaptainWacky]

I lied.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Cad!

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Wacky is the MF's Wilt Chamberlain.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

 

[Harkley]

That's his impression of a troll... near a bridge...

edit... or Gandalf... one or the other... (I just realised )

 

[SilentBtViolent]