The Mentalist Appreciation Thread

[BlazerBoy]

Insert all sex related comments pertaining to Menty here and recieve karma.

 

[Gagh]

MENTALIST RAPES EASTENDERS EXTRAS

 

[Mentalist]

Mentalist is a tight jean tester. crotch stretching to maximum breaking point.

 

[Loktar]

Menty makes my penis extendy.

 

[Sendell]

(MentalisT)

 

[SilentBtViolent]

MENTALIST HAS A JIANT GONSON.

WHAT ALL DO WE HAVE TO SAY TO MAKE HIM KEEP UP THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE MINEFIELD THREAD?

HE CAN TOTALLY MAKE OUT WITH MY SISTER IF HE WANTS TO SHE IS HOT BUT SHE HAS A KID AND SHE PROBABLY HAS SOME KIND OF VD.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

MENTY'S GOT A WIT
MENTT'S GOT A WAY
MENTY'S GOT A FAT ONE
I WISH THAT HE WERE GAY

:bigass:

 

[curiousa2z]

^LOLOMG!!

lemme try:

Menty has such smoldering eyes
He makes both girls and bois heave sighs
He dances and he's tall and lean
And Gayboy wishes he were his Queen!

howzzat?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Menty has a cat named Gandalf,
He may or may not play golf,
He likes Anna Paquin and Natalie too,
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I'/Ll SEE YOU IN HELL

 

[BlazerBoy]

If Mentalist does not acknowledge and post in this thread within 1 hour, I am going to kill myself with a some aluminum foil, copper wire, metal clothes hangar, ionized drikning water, sodium hydroxycarbonate tablets, speaker wire, and a 9 volt battery!

Macguyver would be proud of me IMHO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

OPMKG OY?OU BLAfg

DON'T DO IT BB YOU HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR LIKE$ THE SEX AND THE KITTESN

 

[Mentalist]

I wish to have crazy naked sex with BlazerBoy. Anyone standing in my way of achiving this goal will be taken out Jack Bauer style.




Including BlazerBoy.

 

[BlazerBoy]

Who am I to get in my own way?
*Does not interefere*

 

[Ishcabittle]

Hmm...

teh Mentalist is the glue what holds this field togevah.

... that and he's got a smashing buum.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I call sloppy seconds. With either one of them.

 

[Ishcabittle]

So yeah. Everything I said before, forget it. Mentalist showed me this video, you see... it's a little - graphic.

 

[Harkley]

*APPRECIATES...*


*SLURPPPPP*

 

[jack]

There once was a man named Menty
Who spilled some gin on his Wenty
so, to appear couth
he added Vermouth
and slipped his girl a Martenty!

 

[Gagh]

Mentalist is DA BOMB OF DA TEEKAY!

 

[BlazerBoy]

Nice Limerick, Rich. Though everyone seems to have forgotten about the karma part of the thread.