THE MINE FIELD RELAUNCH

[CaptainWacky]

IT'S HERE, THIS IS IT, THE MINE FIELD IS RELAUNCHING RIGHT NOW IN THIS VERY THREAD, HISTORY IS BEING MADE, BE A PART OF IT, YOU'LL NEVER FORGET THE DAY WHEN THE MINE FIELD RELAUNCHED.

 

[CaptainWacky]

WHO WILL WIN THE SPECIAL PRIZE FOR BEING THE FIRST PERSON TO TAKE THIS THING SERIOUSLY OTHER THAN ME.

 

[Loktar]

 

[jack]

Relaunch commences!

 

[whisky]

Just watch out for the old minefield coming out of a wormhole, that could mess things up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THEY'LL ALL SEE THE TWEET EVENTUALLY AND THINK "OH SHIT THE MINE FIELD'S RELAUNCHING, SORRY KIDS, HAVE TO GO" AND ABANDON THEIR CHILDREN TO COME HERE.

 

[FBI parte due]

I just quit my job and drove home at TOP SPEED to make it for the Mine Field Relaunch. Unfortunately, I hit a tree pulling into the driveway and may be expiring soon due to internal bleeding. Nonetheless, it was an honor to be here, thanks.

 

[jack]

Let me know where you're buried so I can come water your turf

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

WE SHALL RESET TO THE MINE FIELD 2.0 TIMELINE, IN WHICH JILLIAN NEVER EXISTED.

oh wait...

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

Jillian was the reason EGGS MAYONNAISE was created, so hmm...

 

[The Tomtrek]

What's The Mine Field

 

[CaptainWacky]

What indeed is the new, relaunched, Mine Field?

 

[MODMAN]

What - IS - HAPPENING!?!?

 

[Ishcabittle]

Phew! First one in… what’s my prize? A year’s worth of Rice-a-roni, the San Francisco treat? Or something (implausibly) better?

 

[Ishcabittle]

FUCK FBI PARTE DOS BEAT ME TOO IT BONC FUCK

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

 

[Ishcabittle]

guess I’ll go back to masturbating to women’s tennis audio

 

[$M Gayboy Bruce Wayne]

 

[CaptainWacky]

NOW WE'RE RELAUNCHING, LADS.

 

[Ishcabittle]

If I handent seem Wacky’s tweet I wouldn’t have know that I was missing the relaunch and therefor wouldn’t be sad that I didn’t get the price for being first.
Thanks, Obama.