The Mine Field Relaunch

[The Dork Lord]

QOTW

You must spread some TKarma around before giving it to whisky again.

I haven't been here for a week!

^QOTW

 

[whisky]

chocolate buttons?

 

[SilentBtViolent]

Minefield relaunch needs more explosions.

IT IS A MINEFIELD AFTER ALL

 

[Dr Dave]

BOOM!

 

[starbys]

Why is my keyboard all warm and gooey?

 

[Dr Dave]

Um...

NO REASON AT ALL!

 

[CaptainWacky]

It was a choclate keyboard and it's melted.

 

[Dr Dave]

Better get somebody to clean that up.

 

[CaptainWacky]

THE CHOCLATE CLEAN-UP SQUAD WILL CLEAN UP YOUR CHOCLATE SPILLAGE FOR TWENTY BUCKS AND A SMILE.

 

[starbys]

But then I'm left without a keyboard and a fat clean-up squad.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

We haven't even gone into the hellish possibilities for us with larger-than-average laptops.

 

[starbys]

A DINGO ATE MY DELL!

 

[The Dork Lord]

THE CHOCLATE CLEAN-UP SQUAD WILL CLEAN UP YOUR CHOCLATE SPILLAGE FOR TWENTY BUCKS AND A SMILE.

chocohoggindork.com will do it for FREE*














*offer does not apply to workers paid in chocolate.

 

[starbys]

Hmmm, but how do they pay their 941 taxes?

 

[The Dork Lord]

School fundraiser racket

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RELAUNCH TO INCLUDE SHRINE TO BASTARD BABY OF ANDRE THE GIANT AND BETTY WHITE.

 

[Dr Dave]

Say it ain't so Joe!

 

[CaptainWacky]

The reluanch was the first post in this thread. It's done.

 

[Dr Dave]

*turns off the neon "relaunch" sign*

 

[CaptainWacky]

This was the first version of what became "The Mine Field Reunion" in subsequent years. It probably went better because I was less insane back in 2007.