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THE "MISTRESS" OF CYBERSPACE

Lord Raffles

Lord Raffles

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Spit in my Face says:
fuck i'm horny right now lol
Spit in my Face says:
brb
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
hahaha madness
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
alright
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
nice pic btw ---->
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
your eyes look the nuts
Spit in my Face says:
awww thanks hehehehe
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
haha no problem, cool photos deserve compliments
Spit in my Face says:
that's very sweet
Spit in my Face says:
peeps at the forum accuse me of being a dog, lol
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
haha really?
Spit in my Face says:
yeah
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
thats dumb as fuck
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
speaking honestly, youre a very pretty girl
Spit in my Face says:
awww thanks
Spit in my Face says:
*blushes*
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
eeeks, sorry
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
tell me to shut up and/or fuck off if im overstepping my mark
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
alot of the phant people seem to be pretty mean to you though
Rick: Art is resistance. says:
i dunno why, you seem pretty sorted to me
Spit in my Face says:
they're just jealous whinging arse holes
Spit in my Face says:
the ugly girls hate me because they wanna look like me
Spit in my Face says:
and the dorks hate the fact that they could never get a girl like me hehehehe

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I will build my army not of trolls, but of ordinary internet users who shall go at great length to post on behalf of "Maria". They will be as loyal as dogs, and shall be unable to give in to their overwhelming desire to obey "her" . Blindly and willingly "she" will lead each of them into the abyss; they shall never be free for as long as they exist in cyberspace!
 
Its so easy its sad isn't it Raffles?

We should start a singles site... The first 3 months would be profitable alone. Pay a girl to answer a phone call from a member once in a while we'd be rich!
 
We would make a steal... I find the following fitting towards this scheme:

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In dreams I walk with you. in dreams I talk to you.
In dreams youre mine. all of the time were together
In dreams, in dreams...

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Who says we're not under the special protection of God?
 
I wonder if these sites know how much people like us help keep them in buisnees? We should email them, and ask for some off the top if nothing else..
 
Dershocka said:
I wonder if these sites know how much people like us help keep them in buisnees? We should email them, and ask for some off the top if nothing else..
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Why not just start our own one and control our own fortune - we can simply gather a team of 50 paid individuals who'll be paid by contract. Should they break the contract and reveal the "secret", they are sued in court.

No one has the guts to take Trolling to Court... only I.
 
If no one has sued the cam whores by now for all their fake profiles, no one will ever sue. Besides if actual women eventually came along, and joined, then its technically not a scam.....

COULD IT WORK??

Now accepting applications for "beautiful available women*."

*Don't have to be actual beautiful available woman to apply.
 
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