The Movie of your life:Cast

[Consumer]

The Ex: Kate Hudson

"r":Bettie Page

"storm": Alexia Brown

"andy": Norma Jean Baker

"c": Michelle Pfeiffer

The Mentor: Tommy Lee Jones

Me: Vladimir Kulich

The Boy: Who ever the hell this is but cuter

 

[missmanners]

this amused me....

mm

 

[Yub]

Every part played by Paul Rubens.

Done.

 

[Loktar]

Every part played by Weird Al Yankovic.

Done.

 

[Cinch]

A friend once told me that Emily Watson should play me. The look isn't too far off but I'm not sure she could pull of the raunchy wackiness mixed with bouts of bitterness that is my personality.

 

[Consumer]

Yeah...I could see it.

But you are also right, the personality doesn't quite fit.
You'd need kina an Emily Watson meets Dita Von Teese.

 

[Tisiphone]

Only I could play myself.

 

[Caitriona]

Only I could play myself.

But of course.

In the story of my life, my ex husband would be played by Sam Shepard.

My son would be played by a 14 year old Jonathan Jackson.

L would be played by Tom Selleck.

P would be played by David Morse.

TK'ers would all be played by the Muppets.

I would be played by Simone Signoret [both when she was young and when she was old. I want there to be that much "living" on my face when I get old and gray. That woman "lived".]

 

[Consumer]

I would be played by Simone Signoret [both when she was young and when she was old. I want there to be that much "living" on my face when I get old and gray. That woman "lived".]

 

[Caitriona]

Exactly! Especially this one.

Good to see you!

Good to see you too! How have you been doing?

 

[jack]

See Cait....you just proved there's no such thing as forever

 

[Caitriona]

See Cait....you just proved there's no such thing as forever

Indeed.

 

[The Call Of Nature]

TK'ers would all be played by the Muppets.

ROTF I never thought of it but mm really has something Miss Piggy-ish in her posting style and Bickendan would make a nice Kermit. I'd cast Miller as Robin, Loktar and Dork as Stratler and Waldorf. Bunsen Honeydew and Beaker would be Consumer and Seph. ESAD is Sweetums, Consumer is the vampire (sorry, I forgot his name).
Dead-serious Sam the Eagle can't be anyone but Daystrom, Scooter would be Hambil, Fozzy Bear is Miller, Gonzo the Great is 'Gear. Myself would propably be Rizzo the Rat.


In the movie of my life I'd cast

Katherine Hepburn as the heroine
John Wayne and Jim Byrnes as Daystrom and Santaman, the heroine's supporting RL-friends
Margaret Rutherford as another RL-friend (whos name won't be told as she is no member here)
David Niven and Maggie Smith as the parents
Peter Sellers and Sigourney Weaver as the siblings
Peter Wingfield as the current love interest
Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy as Blooded and Red Whacker, the involuntarily funny villains
Roger Daltrey as the boss
Paris Hilton as the unnervingly stupid colleague
15 male and 4 female more or less handsome actors/actresses as the ex-lovers (definitely including Stan Kirsch, Johnny Depp and Sean Connery, Valentine Pelka, Werner Stocker, Dietmar Schönherr, Von Flores, Hugh Jackman, Julian McMahon, Kitty Swink and Hale Berry)
Plus some 300 extras for postmen, shopkeepers, landladies, neighbours and other recurring characters.