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The Mutant Nazi Party Returns

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Messenger Y

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LOL! Greetings buffoons and Norm morons! I, the Leader, have returneed to rally the troops. They D.ZC'd me, but still from the dark heart of hell I stab at them.
Our movement is unstoppable. The vermin will find that our forces are legion, and we will destroy all standards of normality. We will exalt the twisted, the strange and the deformed. Yes, we are here to destroy all convention and bring ruin apoun the Norm and Mundanes of the world.
Remember, vengance is ours. We are a hundred hgeaded hydra, striking from the darkness to avenge the ill will of the Mindanes and the Norms. Let the fire of your indignation buyrn like a nuculear explosion, melting the opposition like an ice cube in the Sahara Desert. We wilkl not, we CAN NOT, be stopped!!! Strike, strike against your oppressors and be proud of your strangeness.

Long Live the MutantNationalist POarty!! SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
 
Messenger Y said:
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Oh shut the fuck up already.
 
Messenger Y said:
YOU STHFU, Norm! When we take over, I am gonna have you roasted iver a fire with an apple in your mouth.
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For best results, please make sure the coals reach a nice even crimson glow without any flame present. You may also want to remove any residual ash before preparing the spit so I don't become contaminated by foreign elements. A good rule of thumb is to also keep a spray bottle of water close by. Set the nozzle for "mist" and this will ensure that you have the necessary equipment present to extinguish any sudden flare ups and not singe the meat.

Your ability to follow those simple instructions not withstanding, you can then fuck off.
 
Sarek said:
For best results, please make sure the coals reach a nice even crimson glow without any flame present. You may also want to remove any residual ash before preparing the spit so I don't become contaminated by foreign elements. A good rule of thumb is to also keep a spray bottle of water close by. Set the nozzle for "mist" and this will ensure that you have the necessary equipment present to extinguish any sudden flare ups and not singe the meat.

Your ability to follow those simple instructions not withstanding, you can then fuck off.
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I bet you'll like the part where we shove a dskewer through your ass, huh, Sarkek. I know it isn't like Dr. Jackoffs huge cock in size, but what the hell, we know you'll like it.
 
Messenger Y said:
I bet you'll like the part where we shove a dskewer through your ass, huh, Sarkek. I know it isn't like Dr. Jackoffs huge cock in size, but what the hell, we know you'll like it.
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Now see? That's were you'll make another mistake. Rather then insert the skewer through the skull; you want to go through the fleshy part of the neck and into the back of the throat. The skewer then protrudes out of the mouth. This prevents the skewer from fusing to the skull bone as it cooks and also allows the metal from the skewer to act as a heat conduit to assist the meat to cook internally. By not allowing it to fuse with bone through heat fusion, it also makes cleaning the skewer less labor intensive when the clean up process begins.

Damn. First stupid noobs and now stupid duals. Are we ever going to get a break?
 
Messenger Y said:
YOU STHFU, Norm! When we take over, I am gonna have you roasted iver a fire with an apple in your mouth.
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Squeeze the base on the upstroke, n00b.
 
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Messenger Y said:
LOL! Greetings buffoons and Norm morons! I, the Leader, have returneed to rally the troops. They D.ZC'd me, but still from the dark heart of hell I stab at them.
Our movement is unstoppable. The vermin will find that our forces are legion, and we will destroy all standards of normality. We will exalt the twisted, the strange and the deformed. Yes, we are here to destroy all convention and bring ruin apoun the Norm and Mundanes of the world.
Remember, vengance is ours. We are a hundred hgeaded hydra, striking from the darkness to avenge the ill will of the Mindanes and the Norms. Let the fire of your indignation buyrn like a nuculear explosion, melting the opposition like an ice cube in the Sahara Desert. We wilkl not, we CAN NOT, be stopped!!! Strike, strike against your oppressors and be proud of your strangeness.

Long Live the MutantNationalist POarty!! SIEG HEIL!! SIEG HEIL!!
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You shall exalt the twisted, strange and deformed? Damn. You have much exalting to do here for this is the place for you to seek out such. Uh, 'vengeance' if you please. 'Nuculear'?? Never mind 'Wilkl'? 'Mindanes'? 'Hgeaded'? 'Apoun'? 'Cannot'. One word please. This is like listening to someone who suffers from Down's Syndrome attempting to pretend he is the Hitler of the psychos.
 
Yeah. It also reminded me of a certain delusional Canadian that's been hanging out at TK lately.
 
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