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The Neighbors are are it again

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
The whole block has been complaining about the roach infestation they have over there, but why is it that they have seven pesticide trucks parked in front if there house? :eek:

All of the exterminators was wearing something that looks like body armor.

I watched them break the door down with a battering ram, stormed the house and then heard nothing but constant gunfire for about a half hour..

I'm thinking WTF? :huh:
 
Maybe it's Robo-Roach and his brother Reg. Or maybe the city got smart and shot the house owners/tenants first before they did the pest extermination.
 
I say SWAT Exterminators, Inc. couldn't tell the niggers from the roaches and just shot anything that moved.
 
We had my mother come by with her "boyfriend" a couple months back. We were sitting in the parlor and he commented about how clean the place was.

The Harlot told him she hadn't dusted in there for over a month (we use a number of air filters).

The guy nodded and rolled his eyes. Then said something like "uh huh, sure. You probably spent days cleaning for us."

The moron could not accept that we lived in such a clean house and put so little effort into keeping it clean.

Made me wonder what a stye his place must look. I grew up with some neighborhood kids who would let their dogs shit all over the carpet. They would clean it every few weeks.

The memory disgusts me yet I know many people live like that.
 
Mad Hatter said:
That's actually funny....*man eating roaches?*...a small possibility....
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Yes, encouraging Starguard to be funny is like teaching your shit to dance.
 
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OMG..Things have blown into a full hostage crisis over there. Theres some guy parked outside with a bullhorn yelling into the house. I think he some kind of negotiator :huh:
 
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