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The New DLA president...

TKers-are-shit

TKers-are-shit

DLA Spokestoad
Due to the unforseen 'resigntaion' of President VKD... I am hereby placing myself as the DLA's provisional President. I'll get back to you when I've found out what's going on....

er...bow down before me.!!...etc...
 
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A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Baby close your eyes and listen to the music
Drifting through a summer breeze
It's a groovy night and I can show you how to use it
Come along with me and put your mind at ease

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby

Come on baby I'm tired of talking
Grab your coat and let's start walking
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Come on, come on
Don't procrastinate, don't articulate
Girl it's getting late, gettin' upset waitin' around

A little less conversation, a little more action please
All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me
A little more bite and a little less bark
A little less fight and a little more spark
Close your mouth and open up your heart and baby satisfy me
Satisfy me baby
 
TKers-are-shit said:
Due to the unforseen 'resigntaion' of President VKD... I am hereby placing myself as the DLA's provisional President. I'll get back to you when I've found out what's going on....

er...bow down before me.!!...etc...
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Wait, you mean you forgot what was going on when you logged off then back on? YOU FUCKING DUAL!
 
Ring a round a rosie
A roster full of duals
What are we to be then,
a board of April Fools?

The scent of a woman,
the favor and the touch.
DLA, please, get laid!
This has been a bit much.
 
Jester, your gimmick is amusing
I hope you keep it up
A dual with a reason
I like this very much

TK's a Dual paradise
The DLA has run it's course
Obi-Wan said it better than Christ
Luke, use the Force!
 
I agree with Jester
the ruse has run it's course
it's hardly funny anymore
and filled with guilt, remorse.

Just what's a dual, anyway?
A sockpuppet? No, worse.
A prank that's played on everyone
(don't mean to be so terse)

So Valerie, and TKShit
just take your shitty duals
back to the land of pussies
from here, I hear the mewls

You're just a bunch of cowards
now step into the light
you'll see we're all together here
it's you that's been the blight

And now I'll end my poem
Despite it's brilliant hue
and say "remember TK
is here for me and you"
 
The D.O.A doesn't suffer from centralized leadership.

As our only goal is nasty sex with duals, each individual member is left in charge of their own destiny.
 
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